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  • So I was like, you know you are a dumbass if you come late to a party next door.

    So I was like, you know you are a dumbass if you come late to a party next door.

    Ddk1567139yesterday
    3.50 (2 votes)
  • You're frigid, bipolar and barely functioning. Love you.

    You're frigid, bipolar and barely functioning. Love you.

    Virginia139899905/22/2012
    4.33 (3 votes)
  • I blame your handomeness for my lack of comunication skills during our meetings.

    I blame your handomeness for my lack of comunication skills during our meetings.

    Diana152454105/22/2012
    2.00 (2 votes)
  • 'Is your husband in?', my neighbor asked my wife. That's the last time we invite her to a threesome.

    "Is your husband in?", my neighbor asked my wife. That's the last time we invite her to a threesome.

    gd4405/22/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Your ex-boyfriend is now signed up on 13 different market research websites. Love, Your BFF.

    Your ex-boyfriend is now signed up on 13 different market research websites. Love, Your BFF.

    Virginia139899905/22/2012
    1.00 (1 votes)
  • Real friends don't let friends drink and ecard.

    Real friends don't let friends drink and ecard.

    Amy159198305/22/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • SAY IT MADE YOUR DAY BETTER!

    SAY IT MADE YOUR DAY BETTER!

    bromines05/22/2012
    1.00 (1 votes)
  • I really wanted to hold your balls for you... but I guess bowling is cool too.

    I really wanted to hold your balls for you... but I guess bowling is cool too.

    thegiantholeinyourpants05/22/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • You're such a good friend that if we were ever in a sinking boat and there was only one life preserver, I'd miss you and think about you often.

    You're such a good friend that if we were ever in a sinking boat and there was only one life preserver, I'd miss you and think about you often.

    ddm05/22/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Apparently all men secretly want to fuck their mother. Not me though. I hate secrets.

    Apparently all men secretly want to fuck their mother. Not me though. I hate secrets.

    gd4405/22/2012
    1.00 (1 votes)
  • I'm currently writing a book about my love of dogs and gardening. It's called 'Bitches & Hoes'.

    I'm currently writing a book about my love of dogs and gardening. It's called "Bitches & Hoes".

    gd4405/22/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • What the hell is wrong with your face?.. Oh, never mind.

    What the hell is wrong with your face?.. Oh, never mind.

    Kim159174005/22/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I mean... I wouldn't use the word 'popular', but people like me. It kind of sounds like popular.

    I mean... I wouldn't use the word "popular", but people like me. It kind of sounds like popular.

    Kim159174005/22/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • If I say I hate someone, you usually don't go and take pictures with them. Ever hear of the friend policy?

    If I say I hate someone, you usually don't go and take pictures with them. Ever hear of the friend policy?

    nfishhh05/22/2012
    3.00 (2 votes)
  • Thanks for listening even though you're really not and won't remember this conversation when I refer back to it in a couple of days.

    Thanks for listening even though you're really not and won't remember this conversation when I refer back to it in a couple of days.

    gbsiano05/22/2012
    1.00 (1 votes)
  • Well that was a humbling experience.....

    Well that was a humbling experience.....

    Angie157391305/22/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I know myself better than my friends do. Therefore I understand why my friends consume alcohol. DRINK UP!

    I know myself better than my friends do. Therefore I understand why my friends consume alcohol. DRINK UP!

    lmyago429405/22/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Something about you makes me want to cut a bitch.

    Something about you makes me want to cut a bitch.

    Rachel1674905/22/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Deleting her FB friends is a sign of weakness. She will forever be alone. The only door that closes is her own.

    Deleting her FB friends is a sign of weakness. She will forever be alone. The only door that closes is her own.

    Sheila209005/22/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Thank you for always trying to justify my slutty-ness. You're a true friend.

    Thank you for always trying to justify my slutty-ness. You're a true friend.

    ambie_baby_love05/22/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)

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