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  • I'm so glad you're not afraid to say the horrible things I'm thinking.

    I'm so glad you're not afraid to say the horrible things I'm thinking.

    galateajones05/10/2012
    5.00 (3 votes)
  • If you weren't such a blatant asshole, we wouldn't be such great friends. Fuck everybody else.

    If you weren't such a blatant asshole, we wouldn't be such great friends. Fuck everybody else.

    rainmandefinitely04/28/2012
    5.00 (3 votes)
  • In twenty years from now... When we look back at all the stupid shit we did, it could be from behind a set of bars, or from wheelchairs.

    In twenty years from now... When we look back at all the stupid shit we did, it could be from behind a set of bars, or from wheelchairs.

    rainmandefinitely04/28/2012
    4.00 (4 votes)
  • That's it. I'm deleting anyone posting positive statuses. I don't need that crap bringing me down today.

    That's it. I'm deleting anyone posting positive statuses. I don't need that crap bringing me down today.

    Sonya1368yesterday
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • Sometimes when a person suddenly has a problem with you, just think the issue isn't really you, it's their meds.

    Sometimes when a person suddenly has a problem with you, just think the issue isn't really you, it's their meds.

    Stephanie1588700yesterday
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • We learned to speak Spanish just so we could talk about you...

    We learned to speak Spanish just so we could talk about you...

    watevva05/19/2012
    5.00 (3 votes)
  • I'm looking forward to indulging in activities with you that will result in the early stages of alcoholism.

    I'm looking forward to indulging in activities with you that will result in the early stages of alcoholism.

    Nate152113905/09/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • We stick together like pages in a porn magazine.

    We stick together like pages in a porn magazine.

    Awsomeo200005/07/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • I'm sorry I didn't have any brownies to share with you. I ate all the batter and never baked any of them.

    I'm sorry I didn't have any brownies to share with you. I ate all the batter and never baked any of them.

    deltadowns05/07/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • I'm going to tell you this because we're very close friends... I have a debilitating phobia of taking a shit at work.

    I'm going to tell you this because we're very close friends... I have a debilitating phobia of taking a shit at work.

    tymcgourty04/29/2012
    5.00 (4 votes)
  • This is for all those times that you embarrassed me in front of the hot girls at school.

    This is for all those times that you embarrassed me in front of the hot girls at school.

    rainmandefinitely04/26/2012
    5.00 (3 votes)
  • What men know about us:.

    What men know about us:.

    Kindra135100204/20/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • I don't need you anymore. There's an app for that.

    I don't need you anymore. There's an app for that.

    AEHverbatim04/15/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • Love your enemies. It really pisses them off!

    Love your enemies. It really pisses them off!

    bonnie&clyde04/06/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • I think it's reasonable to be protective of our friends, especially from inhumanly tall tree people with skin like aged leather.

    I think it's reasonable to be protective of our friends, especially from inhumanly tall tree people with skin like aged leather.

    lianski03/14/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • I'll play along with your claim of being a dancer if you continue to post photos proving that you're a stripper.

    I'll play along with your claim of being a dancer if you continue to post photos proving that you're a stripper.

    reske2460103/09/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • The difference between you and I is I can hide how much of an epic slut I am.

    The difference between you and I is I can hide how much of an epic slut I am.

    crazyguy02/23/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • Your advice is about as useful as this betamax camera.

    Your advice is about as useful as this betamax camera.

    Au02/19/2012
    4.25 (4 votes)
  • I can tell you don't recycle because you're one trashy bitch.

    I can tell you don't recycle because you're one trashy bitch.

    mookiemiscyesterday
    4.50 (2 votes)
  • Because I love you-- Please stop making a British accent. It does not suit you. Or my ears. Cheery-Oh Darling!

    Because I love you-- Please stop making a British accent. It does not suit you. Or my ears. Cheery-Oh Darling!

    Dixie501705/21/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)

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