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  • We'll be best friends forever because you already know too much.

    We'll be best friends forever because you already know too much.

    Kelly10153707/06/2010
    15 sends
    4.48 (106 votes)
  • I just want to let you know that if you ever need to have a plant killed, I'm the person to do that job.

    I just want to let you know that if you ever need to have a plant killed, I'm the person to do that job.

    susandmoran12/12/2010
    4 sends
    4.42 (26 votes)
  • I'd like to discuss your drinking problem over cocktails.

    I'd like to discuss your drinking problem over cocktails.

    Sgambati01/09/2012
    4 sends
    4.55 (29 votes)
  • I am just going to keep calling and texting you until you understand how normal I am.

    I am just going to keep calling and texting you until you understand how normal I am.

    maren02/09/2009
    4 sends
    4.55 (200 votes)
  • If it wasn't for your vagina, we would have a serious bromance going on.

    If it wasn't for your vagina, we would have a serious bromance going on.

    ProfessorPlum2404/02/2010
    3 sends
    3.47 (36 votes)
  • I'd appreciate it if once in a while you took time from your busy schedule to call and find out that I am too busy to talk.

    I'd appreciate it if once in a while you took time from your busy schedule to call and find out that I am too busy to talk.

    tsflock09/08/2010
    3 sends
    4.48 (23 votes)
  • Just let me get my bitch slapper ready... And then we can get down to business.

    Just let me get my bitch slapper ready... And then we can get down to business.

    Jose153697605/15/2012
    3 sends
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I Love bitching and complaining together. There's no one else that gets me quite like you do.

    I Love bitching and complaining together. There's no one else that gets me quite like you do.

    retrodollxoyesterday
    3 sends
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Yes, I read your Ecard. It was dreadful. So to make you feel better, I laughed so hard I shit myself so you could awkwardly laugh about my shit too. BFF!

    Yes, I read your Ecard. It was dreadful. So to make you feel better, I laughed so hard I shit myself so you could awkwardly laugh about my shit too. BFF!

    operachild05/10/2012
    2 sends
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • We are so hilarious. I feel bad for the people who don't get to listen to our edited conversations and enjoy our hilariousness.

    We are so hilarious. I feel bad for the people who don't get to listen to our edited conversations and enjoy our hilariousness.

    Jeff7886805/16/2012
    2 sends
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Sometimes when a person suddenly has a problem with you, just think the issue isn't really you, it's their meds.

    Sometimes when a person suddenly has a problem with you, just think the issue isn't really you, it's their meds.

    Stephanie1588700yesterday
    2 sends
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • As my friend, you know I'm a judgemental bitch- you should feel lucky you made the cut.

    As my friend, you know I'm a judgemental bitch- you should feel lucky you made the cut.

    Jami1407650yesterday
    2 sends
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I think it's cute when you think you're well enough to stop taking your medication.

    I think it's cute when you think you're well enough to stop taking your medication.

    clutch23402/11/2009
    2 sends
    4.21 (92 votes)
  • Thanks for inviting me back to your lake house despite the fact that I slept with your little brother last year and probably will again this year.

    Thanks for inviting me back to your lake house despite the fact that I slept with your little brother last year and probably will again this year.

    mymilabean04/22/2009
    2 sends
    4.00 (2 votes)
  • Chihuahua's The racist dogs.

    Chihuahua's The racist dogs.

    nineblind03/01/2012
    2 sends
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Remember, we have a deal. If either of us is ever in a lengthy coma, the other will visit weekly to remove unwanted facial hair. I am NOT waking up to a moustache!!

    Remember, we have a deal. If either of us is ever in a lengthy coma, the other will visit weekly to remove unwanted facial hair. I am NOT waking up to a moustache!!

    Jo R.119008203/04/2012
    2 sends
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • This is my cup of care. Oh look, it's empty!

    This is my cup of care. Oh look, it's empty!

    anniinaaaaa03/13/2012
    2 sends
    4.00 (3 votes)
  • I wonder if the women who plan their unrealistic weddings on Pinterest will plan their realistic divorces on Pinterest.

    I wonder if the women who plan their unrealistic weddings on Pinterest will plan their realistic divorces on Pinterest.

    Sgambati04/09/2012
    2 sends
    4.64 (25 votes)
  • I know I am getting old when my friends start having kids on purpose.

    I know I am getting old when my friends start having kids on purpose.

    zubes08/18/2010
    2 sends
    4.89 (65 votes)
  • I'm sorry I made you cry if you're sorry you made me uncomfortable with your tears.

    I'm sorry I made you cry if you're sorry you made me uncomfortable with your tears.

    unterekless09/20/2010
    2 sends
    4.86 (22 votes)

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