Blood shot eyes, Silly grins & a bag of lollies. Can only mean one thing - Birthday Weed!
Happy fucking Birthday, you senile old goat!
All Anal, is that a porn site or an OCD help blog?
That lazy prick isn't paddling, is he?
Come on, don't be such a prude! Just put the tip in your mouth, just for a few seconds.......
I'd rather fuck this old car tyre than you - you whore!
I just can't understand why you're such a wanker, after all it's so tiny - how do you find it?
Fat, Ugly and a comb-over? You Sir, have a tick in every box.
I could sit here and stare into your cleavage all day.
Please sir, let me look up your kilt!
Excuse me woman, did I say you could stop sucking? Get back down.
A Commodore 64 & a head set, fuck I'm livin large baby!
And this, is my booger finger.
Sorry about the smell, I've been busting for a shit for hours now and it's sneaking out.......
This is the closest we'll ever come to smelling like we've had some action.
Stealing from the till is so rewarding Thank god video cams haven't been invented yet.
I've had that whole hand up my own ass all morning, does it smell funny?
Cool, I can dispose of their bodies with this - clear me some freezer space.
Wow, she is getting wet. I'll bet she's a squirter.
