Get Well User Cards cards 1-20 of 1000s

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    I'm sorry it hurts when you pee.

    Ashley119072 yesterday
    4.00 (2 votes)

  • I'm sorry you dislocated your hip. But I'm happy about the way in which you did it.

    Ruby77 yesterday
    5.00 (2 votes)

  • Your frequent, persistent spotting sometimes worries me.

    jrileyc yesterday
    5.00 (1 votes)

  • Just remember that every scar you get is just another Awesome made up story to impress your friends

    Tenchi 08/30/2010
    5.00 (2 votes)

  • You can not live on Big Macs, a box of wine and an occasional bear claw.

    pood 08/26/2010
    4.50 (2 votes)

  • I'm telling everyone you're in rehab.

    jonesrich 08/25/2010
    5.00 (1 votes)

  • Fuck Alchemy Give me some Ativan!

    the dalai lummox 08/24/2010
    3.50 (2 votes)

  • I'll always be there for you no matter what unless I've got something else going on.

    mjonharr 08/24/2010
    4.00 (1 votes)

  • I wish mjonharr had a better grasp of the English language. Then they might know that there is a space after a fucking comma.

    tribal01 08/23/2010
    3.67 (3 votes)

  • That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!

    Karen21533 08/20/2010
    4.00 (1 votes)

  • Your hand dandruff makes me want to vomit.

    mysterious1 08/20/2010
    4.00 (1 votes)

  • I'm happy to see that the quality of your Facebook comments hasn't changed much despite your pain and heavy sedation.

    Pete17054 08/19/2010
    0.00 (0 votes)

  • Sorry you got TASERed, man.

    cghipp 08/17/2010
    0.00 (0 votes)

  • Sorry my personal tragedy took attention away from your recent illness.

    JoLee45 08/17/2010
    0.00 (0 votes)

  • Hope your future self gets over the realization of how badly you screwed you and me up.

    actor1 08/17/2010
    4.00 (1 votes)

  • I'm glad the medicine I brought you, in combination with my dick, cured your headache.

    actor1 08/16/2010
    1.00 (2 votes)

  • If I had AIDS you'd be the first to know.

    some person 08/16/2010
    2.00 (1 votes)

  • The results are in, you have a chance

    tclarknyc 08/15/2010
    5.00 (1 votes)

  • Here's hoping your newly-perfected vision affords you a perfect view of your newly-depleted bank statement.

    bcdiff 08/13/2010
    3.50 (2 votes)

  • Get well! Or else you'll die and we'll all have sex with your corpse.

    Nicodemus327 08/11/2010
    4.00 (1 votes)
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