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  • Umm?? Onions??? No, thats garlic! Yeah, you definately had garlic with your dinner!

    Umm?? Onions??? No, thats garlic! Yeah, you definately had garlic with your dinner!

    Michael972662 hours ago
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I was drunk. He said, 'let your fingers do the walking.' I never knew they would end up in such a dark place.

    I was drunk. He said, "let your fingers do the walking." I never knew they would end up in such a dark place.

    darthderk2 hours ago
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • You're lucky I'm no longer hungry or I'd tell you how much you suck.

    You're lucky I'm no longer hungry or I'd tell you how much you suck.

    Chris1153068 hours ago
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • It's just a man cold. Stop being such a pussy.

    It's just a man cold. Stop being such a pussy.

    vbrady8 hours ago
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I hope they didn't cut it in too deep.

    I hope they didn't cut it in too deep.

    ayaktaiseyenkiz20 hours ago
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • You dont look busy, Let's go drink some rum.

    You dont look busy, Let's go drink some rum.

    Brian91632yesterday
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I have a dollar in my pocket. All you have to do is grab it...

    I have a dollar in my pocket. All you have to do is grab it...

    stevogevoyesterday
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Is that a penny I hear in there?!

    Is that a penny I hear in there?!

    Krisketfyesterday
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Polly wanna cracker. Grandma wants some dick. Get Well Soon.

    Polly wanna cracker. Grandma wants some dick. Get Well Soon.

    Carson719yesterday
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • AIDS....BUMMER.

    AIDS....BUMMER.

    noclassyesterday
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I'm glad you survived so that I didn't have to look like an ass for not going to your funeral.

    I'm glad you survived so that I didn't have to look like an ass for not going to your funeral.

    Shannon121182yesterday
    4.00 (2 votes)
  • And did you really think they would believe Megan Fox was your in case of emergency person?

    And did you really think they would believe Megan Fox was your in case of emergency person?

    applepeeleyesterday
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • No, really. Please tell me more about your cramps.

    No, really. Please tell me more about your cramps.

    frugalistayesterday
    4.00 (1 votes)
  • If you look at the graph behind me, you'll see an exponential growth in penis size.

    If you look at the graph behind me, you'll see an exponential growth in penis size.

    Droid64down02/05/2012
    4.00 (1 votes)
  • 'I just LOVE how thick you applied your glittery purple eyeliner!' Said no one, ever.

    'I just LOVE how thick you applied your glittery purple eyeliner!' Said no one, ever.

    spuishy102/05/2012
    5.00 (3 votes)
  • Hunny, we need to talk about your breath. It smells like ass.

    Hunny, we need to talk about your breath. It smells like ass.

    hoodratstuff02/05/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Smallpox anyone?

    Smallpox anyone?

    Ringofire02/05/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I see you've lived up to your potential and accepted the job at Hooter's.

    I see you've lived up to your potential and accepted the job at Hooter's.

    yourmomwashere02/04/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • You're sick? I honestly don't give a shit.

    You're sick? I honestly don't give a shit.

    Otto5002/04/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I hope you feel better soon so I don't have to keep eating hot dogs alone.

    I hope you feel better soon so I don't have to keep eating hot dogs alone.

    degaslopez02/04/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)

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