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  • 'yolo'.

    "yolo".

    Katey104005/13/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Did it hurt when you fell outta the whore tree and hit your twat on every branch on the way down?

    Did it hurt when you fell outta the whore tree and hit your twat on every branch on the way down?

    newmoon72305/13/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Shite, I cannot partake in life today. It appears I injured myselfwhilst sleeping. I have arisen this daybreak with the devil's neck crick, unable to turn thy head to the east.

    Shite, I cannot partake in life today. It appears I injured myselfwhilst sleeping. I have arisen this daybreak with the devil's neck crick, unable to turn thy head to the east.

    Dexterismyhero05/12/2012
    2.00 (2 votes)
  • What some people do to get new followers.

    What some people do to get new followers.

    KrinostoKtinos05/12/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • See this.. This is how many Fucks I give.

    See this.. This is how many Fucks I give.

    Drkcloud05/11/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I might be a label whore, but you're labeled a whore.

    I might be a label whore, but you're labeled a whore.

    Nicholas143977205/11/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • 'You look tired.' That's my politically correct way of saying 'you look like shit'.

    "You look tired." That's my politically correct way of saying "you look like shit".

    Lindsay115189705/11/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • For diabetics, a spoonful of medicine will make the sugar go down!

    For diabetics, a spoonful of medicine will make the sugar go down!

    generallogan05/10/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Sorry you are having a hard time, friend. Now snap out of it and stop being such a whiny bitch.

    Sorry you are having a hard time, friend. Now snap out of it and stop being such a whiny bitch.

    sassmastah05/10/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I thought we agreed never to yak on mommy's 100% Egyptian cotton, 800 thread count sheet set.

    I thought we agreed never to yak on mommy's 100% Egyptian cotton, 800 thread count sheet set.

    tlava05/10/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Get well soon from your fake sickness so I can catch it.

    Get well soon from your fake sickness so I can catch it.

    jw_012305/09/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Get well soon because I have nobody to send silly pictures to and have to do actual work while you are out.

    Get well soon because I have nobody to send silly pictures to and have to do actual work while you are out.

    kameonq05/09/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Oh it is time for finals again. My brain is dead so the rest of my body is sure to follow.

    Oh it is time for finals again. My brain is dead so the rest of my body is sure to follow.

    kikome05/09/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • The shin bone's connected to the ankle bone doesn't even begin to cover it.

    The shin bone's connected to the ankle bone doesn't even begin to cover it.

    Angi151839805/09/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Maybe aids isnt as bad as they say.

    Maybe aids isnt as bad as they say.

    phaze21305/08/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Look at all of these poor bastards following the mainstream.

    Look at all of these poor bastards following the mainstream.

    DeadSilver05/08/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • It is time for my enema whore!

    It is time for my enema whore!

    zaxism102205/08/2012
    1.00 (1 votes)
  • Sometimes, a good fart is all you need to feel better.

    Sometimes, a good fart is all you need to feel better.

    dmickey05/08/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I hate perky period ads. No one has a 'happy period'--ever.

    I hate perky period ads. No one has a "happy period"--ever.

    Bathilda105/08/2012
    2.00 (1 votes)
  • 'It was inevitable dear. You simply cannot wrestle a lawn mower!'

    "It was inevitable dear. You simply cannot wrestle a lawn mower!"

    MumbleJumble05/08/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)

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