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  • Get well soon, because I don't have the time, or patience for your funeral.

    Get well soon, because I don't have the time, or patience for your funeral.

    Drew158640205/21/2012
    3 sends
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • May you being sick, last only as long as a Kardashian marriage. Hope you feel better soon!

    May you being sick, last only as long as a Kardashian marriage. Hope you feel better soon!

    Grant15993384 hours ago
    2 sends
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the scalpel. Get Well Soon!

    Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the scalpel. Get Well Soon!

    Valea05/16/2012
    2 sends
    4.00 (1 votes)
  • Test results just came back and all we could find was a handful of cashews in your underwear. It appears that you are not sick, just fucking nuts.

    Test results just came back and all we could find was a handful of cashews in your underwear. It appears that you are not sick, just fucking nuts.

    scott2dauu05/16/2012
    2 sends
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.

    Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.

    Valea05/16/2012
    2 sends
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I won't be accepting any assistance from you during my illness for fear you will one day expect me to reciprocate.

    I won't be accepting any assistance from you during my illness for fear you will one day expect me to reciprocate.

    xanadiva01/05/2009
    2 sends
    3.92 (40 votes)
  • I hope you oral cavity feels better after your dentist drilled the shit out of it.

    I hope you oral cavity feels better after your dentist drilled the shit out of it.

    kactis02/03/2011
    2 sends
    1.00 (1 votes)
  • Good to see that your horrible, debilitating cold hasn't kept you from looking at internet porn.

    Good to see that your horrible, debilitating cold hasn't kept you from looking at internet porn.

    acaladoobie01/03/2009
    1 sends
    4.22 (32 votes)
  • While I find your religion hateful, closed-minded and utterly ridiculous, you are still encouraged to pray for my recovery.

    While I find your religion hateful, closed-minded and utterly ridiculous, you are still encouraged to pray for my recovery.

    bsking01/07/2009
    1 sends
    4.60 (77 votes)
  • Here's to a speedy recovery from your recent surgery and hoping the doctors didn't leave a sponge or surgical instrument inside you.

    Here's to a speedy recovery from your recent surgery and hoping the doctors didn't leave a sponge or surgical instrument inside you.

    bubbsdaddy05/01/2009
    1 sends
    4.00 (1 votes)
  • I hope you feel better soon --- but you should know that if I were there I'd gladly have my way with your sexy, feverish, half-conscious body.

    I hope you feel better soon --- but you should know that if I were there I'd gladly have my way with your sexy, feverish, half-conscious body.

    amazingwriterman12/12/2009
    1 sends
    4.67 (9 votes)
  • Seems like you have a case of being a little bitch. I'm prescribing you a heavy dose of man the fuck up.

    Seems like you have a case of being a little bitch. I'm prescribing you a heavy dose of man the fuck up.

    MetalHead03/04/2010
    1 sends
    4.19 (58 votes)
  • I'm no doctor, but I'm pretty sure a Nyquil margarita will solve all your problems.

    I'm no doctor, but I'm pretty sure a Nyquil margarita will solve all your problems.

    thinxtoomuch06/20/2010
    1 sends
    4.45 (33 votes)
  • Laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer.

    Laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer.

    some person07/26/2010
    1 sends
    4.67 (48 votes)
  • I hope you recover from your mysterious ailment that only affects you during working hours.

    I hope you recover from your mysterious ailment that only affects you during working hours.

    topodawg09/28/2010
    1 sends
    4.68 (28 votes)
  • Sorry you're actually sick on a sick day.

    Sorry you're actually sick on a sick day.

    ohohandshewas04/06/2011
    1 sends
    4.33 (3 votes)
  • Well it's not herpes Sarah, check gentile warts.

    Well it's not herpes Sarah, check gentile warts.

    Nolan120034903/24/2012
    1 sends
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • If your're a good girl and take your medicine, you might get fucked by a big dick later.

    If your're a good girl and take your medicine, you might get fucked by a big dick later.

    Sarah125559805/18/2012
    1 sends
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • 'yolo'.

    "yolo".

    Katey104005/13/2012
    1 sends
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I wonder why you can always read a doctor's bill and you can never read his prescription.

    I wonder why you can always read a doctor's bill and you can never read his prescription.

    Kristina152868205/22/2012
    1 sends
    0.00 (0 votes)

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