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  • Thats right fatty, eat another sandwich, it'll make you feel better about yourself.

    Thats right fatty, eat another sandwich, it'll make you feel better about yourself.

    joeyquicksand09/03/2008
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    3.00 (2 votes)
  • Ya... that sucks. And not in the recreational way.

    Ya... that sucks. And not in the recreational way.

    oblatha09/03/2008
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    1.00 (1 votes)
  • I'm sorry your pussy was very sore after the first time you had sex.

    I'm sorry your pussy was very sore after the first time you had sex.

    brunettenextdoor09/04/2008
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    1.00 (1 votes)
  • If you hospitalized, I'd come visit you until I recieved a really important text.

    If you hospitalized, I'd come visit you until I recieved a really important text.

    l.shepherd2109/04/2008
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    2.75 (4 votes)
  • You're so much more bearable when I'm high on Percocet.

    You're so much more bearable when I'm high on Percocet.

    daveshaw0009/05/2008
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    3.80 (5 votes)
  • Sorry that McCain's choice for vice-president caused your heart blockage!

    Sorry that McCain's choice for vice-president caused your heart blockage!

    armsfam09/05/2008
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    3.00 (2 votes)
  • Even when you're on your death bed, I'll still cheat on you.

    Even when you're on your death bed, I'll still cheat on you.

    shreddie09/06/2008
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    0.00 (0 votes)
  • You being sick all the time is really starting to interfere with our social life.

    You being sick all the time is really starting to interfere with our social life.

    emilyshmemily09/07/2008
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    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Get well soon so I can start looking down your blouse again.

    Get well soon so I can start looking down your blouse again.

    novaboy09/08/2008
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    4.00 (1 votes)
  • It's almost hard to tell that your labiaplasty was a complete failure. Get well soon.

    It's almost hard to tell that your labiaplasty was a complete failure. Get well soon.

    cdiclerico09/08/2008
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    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Sorry about your strange condition that caused you to have emergency belly button surgery.

    Sorry about your strange condition that caused you to have emergency belly button surgery.

    aimee.st.amant09/08/2008
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    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Do I cut the red vein, or do I cut the red vein? Might as well cut both.

    Do I cut the red vein, or do I cut the red vein? Might as well cut both.

    thralloforcus09/08/2008
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    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Does anybody know what this heart-shape looking thing is?

    Does anybody know what this heart-shape looking thing is?

    mchevy1609/09/2008
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    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Take that you damn Cold!

    Take that you damn Cold!

    dloitz09/09/2008
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    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I hope your excruciating earache and antibiotics don't prevent us from drinking obnoxious amounts of wine this weekend.

    I hope your excruciating earache and antibiotics don't prevent us from drinking obnoxious amounts of wine this weekend.

    brianjansen09/09/2008
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    0.00 (0 votes)
  • It's too bad your second job isn't a blow job.

    It's too bad your second job isn't a blow job.

    lisalsa2409/09/2008
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    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Your emotional well being depends entirely upon how good you are at receiving bad news.

    Your emotional well being depends entirely upon how good you are at receiving bad news.

    drhumpp09/10/2008
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    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Cheer up. Ever since Magic Johnson put a smiling face on it AIDS hasn't been so dire.

    Cheer up. Ever since Magic Johnson put a smiling face on it AIDS hasn't been so dire.

    drhumpp09/10/2008
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    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Hope your MRSA doesn't spread to the point that we have to stop drinking.

    Hope your MRSA doesn't spread to the point that we have to stop drinking.

    derekmlittle09/10/2008
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    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Hope your anal wink went well on your exam. Hurry back.

    Hope your anal wink went well on your exam. Hurry back.

    goodrichjm09/10/2008
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    5.00 (1 votes)

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