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College
We are two wild and crazy guys!
OCTOBER 9TH, 2009
5.00 (1 votes)
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Reminders
The next time that you are in this hospital, would you please return my sponge?
JUNE 1ST, 2009
2.00 (2 votes)
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Somewhat Topical
God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.
MAY 16TH, 2009
1.44 (9 votes)
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Sports
Nice putz.
MAY 16TH, 2009
5.00 (1 votes)
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Reminders
If you feel a tumor while you're grabbing my balls, please let me know.
MAY 2ND, 2009
4.60 (5 votes)
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Graduation
Congratulations on spending four drug-induced, sexually-active years at Vassar so that you may now maintain a minimum wage job.
APRIL 8TH, 2009
1.00 (1 votes)
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Flirting
Just throwing this out there, but how do you feel about Cleveland Steamers?
APRIL 4TH, 2009
2.80 (5 votes)
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College
I'm a bigger whore than you are.
APRIL 4TH, 2009
2.00 (6 votes)
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Confession
I'd be proud to consider you my first fuck.
APRIL 4TH, 2009
2.50 (4 votes)
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Apology
Given the currently sour economic situation, I can only afford to give you a penny instead of the usual shitty candy corn.
APRIL 4TH, 2009
2.00 (2 votes)
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Somewhat Topical
The Obama administration's likely gun policy has lead me to drastic measures.
APRIL 4TH, 2009
0.00 (0 votes)
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Friendship
Kitty and I are not currently on speaking terms.
APRIL 4TH, 2009
0.00 (0 votes)
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Farewell
I'm hoping that my parachute won't open since these welfare checks aren't big enough to support my lavish lifestyle.
APRIL 4TH, 2009
3.33 (3 votes)
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Cry for Help
I truly believe that this relationship can't be consummated unless we engage in hard anal sex.
APRIL 4TH, 2009
4.50 (2 votes)
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Flirting
Let's play a game of Hand-ball. Your hand, my balls.
APRIL 4TH, 2009
4.50 (2 votes)
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Confession
The salami sandwich that I just consumed was tasty, but highly disrespectful to G-d.
APRIL 4TH, 2009
0.00 (0 votes)
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Cry for Help
It is my personal belief that God will give me the strength to overcome this devastating anal fistula.
APRIL 4TH, 2009
0.00 (0 votes)
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Sympathy
I'm sorry to inform you that my balls taste better than yours.
APRIL 4TH, 2009
0.00 (0 votes)
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Confession
Just wanted to remind you that I think you should get tested.
APRIL 4TH, 2009
4.33 (3 votes)
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Farewell
Pwned.
APRIL 4TH, 2009
2.33 (3 votes)
