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  • This degree is usless for getting a job I will just wear short skirts and stand on ladders it's a sure way to land a job!

    This degree is usless for getting a job I will just wear short skirts and stand on ladders it's a sure way to land a job!

    Michele89032 hours ago
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Congratulations on not choosing edible body glitter and clear heels!

    Congratulations on not choosing edible body glitter and clear heels!

    Alicia3954yesterday
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • College Degree and Unemployed WooHoo!!!!!

    College Degree and Unemployed WooHoo!!!!!

    Kevin22285yesterday
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Fuck, a tiny zit... Time to dump pounds of clay and makeup on my face to ensure that boys will still give me attention.

    Fuck, a tiny zit... Time to dump pounds of clay and makeup on my face to ensure that boys will still give me attention.

    Frank3227yesterday
    3.50 (2 votes)
  • As you climb the ladder of success, remember not to wear any panties.

    As you climb the ladder of success, remember not to wear any panties.

    pgodzboomyesterday
    4.33 (3 votes)
  • Congratulations on your College Graduation!! I know we haven't 'seen' each other for a year, but do you have a job lined up yet??

    Congratulations on your College Graduation!! I know we haven't 'seen' each other for a year, but do you have a job lined up yet??

    One_Dichotomyyesterday
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Hope you enjoyed the eight grade, because high school is truly awful.

    Hope you enjoyed the eight grade, because high school is truly awful.

    tulgeywoods02/04/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • UNEMPLOYMENT, HERE WE COME!!

    UNEMPLOYMENT, HERE WE COME!!

    Christopher1100602/04/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • congrats graduate, now you can whore your way up the corporate ladder.

    congrats graduate, now you can whore your way up the corporate ladder.

    amyrachel2702/02/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Good luck. We mean it.

    Good luck. We mean it.

    naboomboo02/02/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Get so drunk you dont know if its tuesday or christmas!

    Get so drunk you dont know if its tuesday or christmas!

    ukr11can02/01/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I know I have a four year business degree. I feel like I just really can express myself in this untouched market of photography.

    I know I have a four year business degree. I feel like I just really can express myself in this untouched market of photography.

    dmstenberg02/01/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I'm a college graduate, my income exceeds two median families and I'm about to finish my Masters.. I've never been on a date... And I'm beautiful.

    I'm a college graduate, my income exceeds two median families and I'm about to finish my Masters.. I've never been on a date... And I'm beautiful.

    icewatercubes01/31/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Congratulation on your graduation, now get a job and move out from your parents home.

    Congratulation on your graduation, now get a job and move out from your parents home.

    Graciela1001/24/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • BAYSIDE RULES!

    BAYSIDE RULES!

    Josh9080201/21/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Son, I'm glad you'll be able to afford a nice retirement home for me.

    Son, I'm glad you'll be able to afford a nice retirement home for me.

    jsmitz01/21/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • woohoo! we all got through high school without getting pregnant!

    woohoo! we all got through high school without getting pregnant!

    mackensiem01/19/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Congrats on earning a degree that took you 4 years to earn and will take you 14 years to pay off.

    Congrats on earning a degree that took you 4 years to earn and will take you 14 years to pay off.

    cashne01/16/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • What's long, black, and greasy??? My dick.

    What's long, black, and greasy??? My dick.

    Tristan39101/16/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Congrats\ulations for graduating from your online college . . . I guess.

    Congrats\ulations for graduating from your online college . . . I guess.

    ThePanda01/16/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)

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