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    You've made your dream of giving equine prostate exams a reality! Congratulations on finishing Vet school.

    the dalai lummox 19 hours ago
    4.50 (2 votes)

  • Celebrate while you still can, goofball.

    wordherd 08/28/2010
    1.00 (1 votes)

  • May your next four years involve less binge drinking than your last four years.

    markusskinnus 08/13/2010
    4.00 (2 votes)

  • College is but a small stepping stone on the way to full blown alcoholism.

    markusskinnus 07/28/2010
    5.00 (1 votes)

  • You did it! You are officially the smartest Mom on the playground!

    michaeltrott 07/19/2010
    0.00 (0 votes)

  • With your MBA you have earned the privilege of staring at a computer screen for the next 30 years.

    cmoneyjams 07/16/2010
    4.50 (4 votes)

  • Remember, your brain is more powerful than any computer.

    poopsmagee 07/13/2010
    1.00 (1 votes)

  • Congratulations on graduating or not this summer, pending your appeal to the Dean.

    Statboy 07/11/2010
    4.50 (2 votes)

  • Congratulations on your Art Degree. Have an awesome time drawing caricatures in your nearest Theme Park.

    allshamnowow 07/07/2010
    5.00 (2 votes)

  • Who wants to carpool down to the unemployment office?!

    kwojt082 07/03/2010
    4.25 (4 votes)

  • Now we are professional alcoholics!

    PhilBob 06/26/2010
    3.00 (2 votes)

  • So glad you're throwing a graduation party for your son, because if there's anything you need it's another reason to get loaded in public.

    Scott8675388 06/26/2010
    0.00 (0 votes)

  • Congratulations, son--your life has officially peaked.

    careofcell544 06/24/2010
    3.67 (3 votes)

  • Happy Pole Dancing Graduation. I hope your cap and gown don't get in the way of your choreography.

    johnloughney 06/21/2010
    5.00 (2 votes)

  • Congratulations on the wildly impressive accomplishment of finishing high school...

    scoop e. bear 06/17/2010
    5.00 (1 votes)

  • May the innevitable death of your hopes and dreams prove relatively quick and painless.

    wasteoflife 06/16/2010
    4.33 (3 votes)

  • May your days of skipping classes in college lead you towards a career of corporate slavery and professional ineptitude.

    leao327 06/09/2010
    4.00 (4 votes)

  • Congratulations on finding the way of earning more money so the Goverment can take it for welfare programs

    ednaliz 06/08/2010
    0.00 (0 votes)

  • Congratulations on your St.D.

    LOSTFan 06/07/2010
    2.33 (3 votes)

  • Congratulations on your graduation from mom and dad! Your belongings are packed up in boxes on the curb.

    LOSTFan 06/06/2010
    4.00 (1 votes)
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