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This degree is usless for getting a job I will just wear short skirts and stand on ladders it's a sure way to land a job!
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Congratulations on not choosing edible body glitter and clear heels!
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College Degree and Unemployed WooHoo!!!!!
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Fuck, a tiny zit... Time to dump pounds of clay and makeup on my face to ensure that boys will still give me attention.
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As you climb the ladder of success, remember not to wear any panties.
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Congratulations on your College Graduation!! I know we haven't 'seen' each other for a year, but do you have a job lined up yet??
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Hope you enjoyed the eight grade, because high school is truly awful.
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UNEMPLOYMENT, HERE WE COME!!
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congrats graduate, now you can whore your way up the corporate ladder.
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Good luck. We mean it.
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Get so drunk you dont know if its tuesday or christmas!
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I know I have a four year business degree. I feel like I just really can express myself in this untouched market of photography.
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I'm a college graduate, my income exceeds two median families and I'm about to finish my Masters.. I've never been on a date... And I'm beautiful.
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Congratulation on your graduation, now get a job and move out from your parents home.
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BAYSIDE RULES!
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Son, I'm glad you'll be able to afford a nice retirement home for me.
jsmitz01/21/2012 0.00 (0 votes) -
woohoo! we all got through high school without getting pregnant!
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Congrats on earning a degree that took you 4 years to earn and will take you 14 years to pay off.
cashne01/16/2012 0.00 (0 votes) -
What's long, black, and greasy??? My dick.
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Congrats\ulations for graduating from your online college . . . I guess.