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  • Congratulations on joining the real world, where fun goes to die.

    Congratulations on joining the real world, where fun goes to die.

    nsa5e05/15/2012
    5.00 (3 votes)
  • ... and then we learned on FACEBOOK that bitches always lie about who they're with ....

    ... and then we learned on FACEBOOK that bitches always lie about who they're with ....

    Randy49217005/14/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Well son, I hope you enjoy the new car because you'll be living in it once you realize that Philosophy degree won't get you job anywhere.

    Well son, I hope you enjoy the new car because you'll be living in it once you realize that Philosophy degree won't get you job anywhere.

    jones01105/07/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Thanks for spending $60,000 on my college education folks. Now I can tweet words like 'kafkaesque.'

    Thanks for spending $60,000 on my college education folks. Now I can tweet words like "kafkaesque."

    MaMzungu05/05/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I'm graduating. Alms for the poor...

    I'm graduating. Alms for the poor...

    lightloader9305/02/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Dylan: 'You said you wanted to be the catcher, right?' Kyle: 'Indeed I did Dylan, but this isn't exactly what I had in mind, sweetie.'

    Dylan: "You said you wanted to be the catcher, right?" Kyle: "Indeed I did Dylan, but this isn't exactly what I had in mind, sweetie."

    David Joel147079605/01/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I have a 4.0 and give amazing blowjobs.

    I have a 4.0 and give amazing blowjobs.

    levitm04/25/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Congratulations on being committed to following your dream of copying assignments through to the end!

    Congratulations on being committed to following your dream of copying assignments through to the end!

    Lyndsy141210804/19/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Congratulations on a worthless education that you'll spend years repaying.

    Congratulations on a worthless education that you'll spend years repaying.

    gingold03/11/2012
    4.00 (1 votes)
  • Yey, Now i can go work at Mcdonald's with my bachelors degree. Fries station here i come! Riello2u.

    Yey, Now i can go work at Mcdonald's with my bachelors degree. Fries station here i come! Riello2u.

    riello2u02/21/2012
    4.00 (1 votes)
  • Congratulations.. You are proof that with proper birth control you can fuck who you want and still graduate.

    Congratulations.. You are proof that with proper birth control you can fuck who you want and still graduate.

    humorhasit02/20/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • You're invited to watch my awkward and terrifying thrust into adulthood!

    You're invited to watch my awkward and terrifying thrust into adulthood!

    hu841102/18/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Congratulations on your graduation! Now get your ass to work.

    Congratulations on your graduation! Now get your ass to work.

    alderete02/13/2012
    4.00 (1 votes)
  • I'm smarter than all three of the Olsen twins!

    I'm smarter than all three of the Olsen twins!

    adenandrews02/11/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I have a Master's degree in English Literature...

    I have a Master's degree in English Literature...

    Kieran51801/22/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Oh shi-.

    Oh shi-.

    mallardie01/09/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • What the hell is this thing?

    What the hell is this thing?

    Reap112/05/2011
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Let me play you a vinyl record before they're gone and come back again.

    Let me play you a vinyl record before they're gone and come back again.

    zaal10/09/2011
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Con-GRAD-ulations! I'm glad that we paid all that money so we can both see you not end up with a job anyway.

    Con-GRAD-ulations! I'm glad that we paid all that money so we can both see you not end up with a job anyway.

    thewellkeptwoman07/29/2011
    3.00 (2 votes)
  • I'm using this e-card to say that I'm ready to declare that we're real-dating.

    I'm using this e-card to say that I'm ready to declare that we're real-dating.

    nickfedoroff07/16/2011
    0.00 (0 votes)

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