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  • If you two studied as hard as you have sex, you'd both be fucking geniouses.

    If you two studied as hard as you have sex, you'd both be fucking geniouses.

    nz55505/01/2012
    3.67 (3 votes)
  • I can't wait to graduate so I can begin doing what college has taught me, nothing!

    I can't wait to graduate so I can begin doing what college has taught me, nothing!

    Courtney11283005/01/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I just spent 4 years busting my ass learning about a subject I can no longer stand the thought of. Go me.

    I just spent 4 years busting my ass learning about a subject I can no longer stand the thought of. Go me.

    woodc05/01/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Congratulations, kiddo. Here are the keys, car payment, and insurance bill. You're on your own, now.

    Congratulations, kiddo. Here are the keys, car payment, and insurance bill. You're on your own, now.

    jenni_d05/01/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Welcome to bills, work, laundry, and debt. I hope it's as glorious as you imagined.

    Welcome to bills, work, laundry, and debt. I hope it's as glorious as you imagined.

    jenni_d05/01/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Congratulations on graduating college with a degree that will help your cashier skills at Wal-mart.

    Congratulations on graduating college with a degree that will help your cashier skills at Wal-mart.

    Courtney146932704/30/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Mom says it's proof that miracles really do happen.

    Mom says it's proof that miracles really do happen.

    chrishasmail04/29/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • After college I'm going to suck and screw my way to the top.

    After college I'm going to suck and screw my way to the top.

    Jeremy115761804/29/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • As you celebrate your graduation, try not to be depressed that E! paid $40 million for three more seasons of 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians.'

    As you celebrate your graduation, try not to be depressed that E! paid $40 million for three more seasons of "Keeping Up with the Kardashians."

    Jenn2011212804/29/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Here's hoping that your excessive drinking in college taught you how to be a functional drunk in reality.

    Here's hoping that your excessive drinking in college taught you how to be a functional drunk in reality.

    Emily38088004/28/2012
    1.50 (2 votes)
  • Congratulations on getting your Arts degree. May your career in the fast food industry be stimulating and rewarding.

    Congratulations on getting your Arts degree. May your career in the fast food industry be stimulating and rewarding.

    Jewgoslav04/28/2012
    1.00 (1 votes)
  • Your mother and I never guessed how much it would cost us for you to make us proud of you.

    Your mother and I never guessed how much it would cost us for you to make us proud of you.

    revjr104/27/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • 'I heard Emily qualified!!' 'The clever Cunt!' Well Done Brej x.

    "I heard Emily qualified!!" "The clever Cunt!" Well Done Brej x.

    maisiekenny04/27/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Congratulations Your Degree Means Fuck All.

    Congratulations Your Degree Means Fuck All.

    graydaves04/26/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Congratulations on graduating! May the real-world crush your dreams a little less than it has mine.

    Congratulations on graduating! May the real-world crush your dreams a little less than it has mine.

    SomethingHorrible04/26/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • We couldn't be prouder, son. You've turned our retirement fund into a small piece of paper you can now hang in our basement.

    We couldn't be prouder, son. You've turned our retirement fund into a small piece of paper you can now hang in our basement.

    wherethehellwasi.com04/26/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I'm proud to be your gay husband! Especially when you pick out the right shoes for your outfit.

    I'm proud to be your gay husband! Especially when you pick out the right shoes for your outfit.

    Charlie143646604/24/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Seniors? More like Forever Freshmen. Five years later, and we still party like it's 2007.

    Seniors? More like Forever Freshmen. Five years later, and we still party like it's 2007.

    Sarah108599604/22/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I'm not sure what I'm more excited about: graduation on May 15th or the release of John Mayer's new album on May 22nd.

    I'm not sure what I'm more excited about: graduation on May 15th or the release of John Mayer's new album on May 22nd.

    Kristen142258304/21/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?

    If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?

    tiffanylynne039604/21/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)

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