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If you two studied as hard as you have sex, you'd both be fucking geniouses.
nz55505/01/2012 3.67 (3 votes) -
I can't wait to graduate so I can begin doing what college has taught me, nothing!
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I just spent 4 years busting my ass learning about a subject I can no longer stand the thought of. Go me.
woodc05/01/2012 0.00 (0 votes) -
Congratulations, kiddo. Here are the keys, car payment, and insurance bill. You're on your own, now.
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Welcome to bills, work, laundry, and debt. I hope it's as glorious as you imagined.
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Congratulations on graduating college with a degree that will help your cashier skills at Wal-mart.
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Mom says it's proof that miracles really do happen.
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After college I'm going to suck and screw my way to the top.
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As you celebrate your graduation, try not to be depressed that E! paid $40 million for three more seasons of "Keeping Up with the Kardashians."
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Here's hoping that your excessive drinking in college taught you how to be a functional drunk in reality.
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Congratulations on getting your Arts degree. May your career in the fast food industry be stimulating and rewarding.
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Your mother and I never guessed how much it would cost us for you to make us proud of you.
revjr104/27/2012 0.00 (0 votes) -
"I heard Emily qualified!!" "The clever Cunt!" Well Done Brej x.
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Congratulations Your Degree Means Fuck All.
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Congratulations on graduating! May the real-world crush your dreams a little less than it has mine.
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We couldn't be prouder, son. You've turned our retirement fund into a small piece of paper you can now hang in our basement.
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I'm proud to be your gay husband! Especially when you pick out the right shoes for your outfit.
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Seniors? More like Forever Freshmen. Five years later, and we still party like it's 2007.
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I'm not sure what I'm more excited about: graduation on May 15th or the release of John Mayer's new album on May 22nd.
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If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?