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  • Now get the fuck out my house!

    Now get the fuck out my house!

    Suiraj05/09/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Congratulations on finally wearing a tassel on something other than your nipples.

    Congratulations on finally wearing a tassel on something other than your nipples.

    wasteoflife05/16/2010
    4.83 (72 votes)
  • I'm so proud of you for graduating at the age of 50...now maybe you can spend a little time helping me with this summer school situation.

    I'm so proud of you for graduating at the age of 50...now maybe you can spend a little time helping me with this summer school situation.

    biggdogg81305/22/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • These final weeks before college graduation would be so much better if these final papers and finals finished themselves.

    These final weeks before college graduation would be so much better if these final papers and finals finished themselves.

    Dixie501705/21/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Remember Class of 2012, you can do whatever you want to do in life life. Also remember I dont like onions on my #2 with cheese.

    Remember Class of 2012, you can do whatever you want to do in life life. Also remember I dont like onions on my #2 with cheese.

    Brian9095505/21/2012
    5.00 (3 votes)
  • Congratulations, graduate. While you may have the expensive degree, good luck getting hired with your shithole personality.

    Congratulations, graduate. While you may have the expensive degree, good luck getting hired with your shithole personality.

    ClarisseM05/20/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Congratulations on doing what no one thought you wouldn't be able to do.

    Congratulations on doing what no one thought you wouldn't be able to do.

    Melissa McFadden05/20/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • If you two studied as hard as you have sex, you'd both be fucking geniouses.

    If you two studied as hard as you have sex, you'd both be fucking geniouses.

    nz55505/01/2012
    3.67 (3 votes)
  • The Only Reason I Pass Guys On The Corporate Ladder Is So They Can Look Up My Skirt.

    The Only Reason I Pass Guys On The Corporate Ladder Is So They Can Look Up My Skirt.

    Jarrett157227505/18/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Now that you've graduated you're gonna have to fuck your way up the corporate ladder if you ever hope to payback those enormous school loans.

    Now that you've graduated you're gonna have to fuck your way up the corporate ladder if you ever hope to payback those enormous school loans.

    Notorious SK05/18/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • Now That I Have This Tassel On My Hat I No Longer Have To Wear The Tassels On My Nipples.

    Now That I Have This Tassel On My Hat I No Longer Have To Wear The Tassels On My Nipples.

    Kay122526205/18/2012
    4.50 (1 votes)
  • It says they are looking for a graduate degree holder w/ starting salary of $8ph. At that rate my student loans will be paid off by my life insurance!

    It says they are looking for a graduate degree holder w/ starting salary of $8ph. At that rate my student loans will be paid off by my life insurance!

    Tore405/18/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • Congrats, college graduate. Just move your moms sewing stuff off your old bed.

    Congrats, college graduate. Just move your moms sewing stuff off your old bed.

    raoulkingofspain05/17/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Did you learn anything in college? Nope...

    Did you learn anything in college? Nope...

    Tobias152201705/09/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Congratulations on spending $90,000 and seven years of your life so someone could give you a piece of paper that says you're smart.

    Congratulations on spending $90,000 and seven years of your life so someone could give you a piece of paper that says you're smart.

    Steve9615A05/12/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Humiliation. In-Private Browsing doesn't store pictures of horses kill-fucking human beings.

    Humiliation. In-Private Browsing doesn't store pictures of horses kill-fucking human beings.

    choward540004/16/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • It's ok. A lot of people go to college for seven years.

    It's ok. A lot of people go to college for seven years.

    Sean133752904/02/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • Congratulations on graduating and having a real job in this economy.

    Congratulations on graduating and having a real job in this economy.

    kandelandfairie04/27/2009
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • And this is what your first paycheck will look like in this job market, minus taxes, of course.

    And this is what your first paycheck will look like in this job market, minus taxes, of course.

    elisecar05/04/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • If they don't like your thesis they can go fuck themselves.

    If they don't like your thesis they can go fuck themselves.

    Jena861909/25/2011
    5.00 (3 votes)

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