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  • Congratulations on finally wearing a tassel on something other than your nipples.

    Congratulations on finally wearing a tassel on something other than your nipples.

    wasteoflife05/16/2010
    10 sends
    4.83 (72 votes)
  • Please accept my sincerest condolences on the fateful expiration of your ability to avoid reality.

    Please accept my sincerest condolences on the fateful expiration of your ability to avoid reality.

    unmentionables04/12/2009
    3 sends
    4.30 (40 votes)
  • Now that I've graduated from law school, you'll be needing a lawyer and a new place to live.

    Now that I've graduated from law school, you'll be needing a lawyer and a new place to live.

    joonip04/30/2009
    1 sends
    4.34 (32 votes)
  • Congratulations! You'll never have to see some of those people EVER AGAIN!

    Congratulations! You'll never have to see some of those people EVER AGAIN!

    jorjorbinx05/03/2012
    1 sends
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Let's stay in touch after graduation if you can get me a job.

    Let's stay in touch after graduation if you can get me a job.

    random person05/20/2009
    1 sends
    4.32 (31 votes)
  • Now we are all qualified to be baristas in a hipster coffee shop!!!! oh dude awesome.

    Now we are all qualified to be baristas in a hipster coffee shop!!!! oh dude awesome.

    Ryan77449805/07/2012
    1 sends
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Congratulations Graduate! Now go out into the world and make 77 cents for every dollar your male classmates will make.

    Congratulations Graduate! Now go out into the world and make 77 cents for every dollar your male classmates will make.

    Sara150877005/08/2012
    1 sends
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Congratulations on becoming the best-educated barista at the airport Starbucks.

    Congratulations on becoming the best-educated barista at the airport Starbucks.

    johnhartzell06/11/2009
    1 sends
    4.42 (62 votes)
  • Just think, once we graduate, you'll no longer be the school slut!

    Just think, once we graduate, you'll no longer be the school slut!

    Pam141525305/09/2012
    1 sends
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Your ability to ace finals while lethally hungover would make you the perfect candidate for a Wall Street job if there were any.

    Your ability to ace finals while lethally hungover would make you the perfect candidate for a Wall Street job if there were any.

    random person05/22/2009
    1 sends
    4.22 (45 votes)
  • men dont want to marry the cow if the milk is free anymore than women want to marry the pig for a tiny amount of sausage.

    men dont want to marry the cow if the milk is free anymore than women want to marry the pig for a tiny amount of sausage.

    Rebecca149599505/09/2012
    1 sends
    3.00 (4 votes)
  • I'm very proud of whatever it was you did in school.

    I'm very proud of whatever it was you did in school.

    thejoshfromtn12/07/2011
    1 sends
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Congratulations on graduating! May the real-world crush your dreams a little less than it has mine.

    Congratulations on graduating! May the real-world crush your dreams a little less than it has mine.

    SomethingHorrible04/26/2012
    1 sends
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Dear Graduates, Congrats. I now own you. Love, Student Loans.

    Dear Graduates, Congrats. I now own you. Love, Student Loans.

    Anonymous7204/20/2012
    1 sends
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • We got the same degree but since I have a penis I'll get paid more.

    We got the same degree but since I have a penis I'll get paid more.

    bubbaapplebaum12/29/2008
    1 sends
    3.94 (69 votes)
  • Congratulations on somehow making it through 4 years of binge drinking!

    Congratulations on somehow making it through 4 years of binge drinking!

    sdg199305/05/2011
    1 sends
    4.50 (2 votes)
  • Congratulations on your academic record finally eclipsing your arrest record.

    Congratulations on your academic record finally eclipsing your arrest record.

    wasteoflife05/17/2010
    1 sends
    3.88 (8 votes)
  • I hope your fine arts degree taught you the fine art of being unemployable.

    I hope your fine arts degree taught you the fine art of being unemployable.

    tiny.e05/09/2011
    1 sends
    4.84 (37 votes)
  • I have decided that my PhD stands for Pretty-fucking Huge Deal.

    I have decided that my PhD stands for Pretty-fucking Huge Deal.

    andriapm07/30/2009
    1 sends
    3.00 (4 votes)
  • A Bachelors degree is the new high school diploma.

    A Bachelors degree is the new high school diploma.

    lindseybe02/21/2011
    1 sends
    4.50 (16 votes)

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