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Just because you have dementia doesnt mean you can talk to me about vibrators.
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when you retire, and then raise your grandchildren, your Winnebago dreams turn into a pup tent reality.
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Lying to your grandparents is like inviting God to make a coin purse out of your balls.
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Every week my 401K gets smaller and my prostate gets bigger. Either way, I don't have piss.
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Happy Grandparents Day to a man who must live with the fact that both his second wife and 16 year old daughter are having kids at the same time.
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Thanks for not elaborating on how shitty your day was when I asked you "How was your day?" It was a courtesy question and I felt obligated to ask.
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It's not about doing the things you love, it's about doing things with the one you love!
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Be responsible parents. Teacher your children to use tumblr.
CBrhit02/11/2012 0.00 (0 votes) -
Judah, fuck this bullshit, nazis are almost in town.
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Happy Grandparents Day to two people who will have to settle for non-human grandkids for another few years.
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If all you have on National Grandparents Day is a grandcat, be grandgrateful. Kids are grandbrats.
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In honor of Grandparents Day, we're making you judgment-flavored ice cream with homegrown bits of useless parenting advice.
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Happy Grandparents Day from your grandchildren whose names you can't recall at the moment.
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Thanks for reminding the world more about death. Happy 911/Granparents day.
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For an old guy, you masturbate a lot.
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Grandpa reads scripture everyday, but just can't seem to wash away the oppressing of women & minorities that condemned him to Hell long ago.
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Sorry I ran you off the road earlier today when I mistook you for two old idiots that I wasn't related to driving at 10 miles per hour.
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If I have to listen once more to your fond recollections of the Great Depression, things are gonna get ugly around here.
misspm09/12/2010 0.00 (0 votes) -
Happy Grandparents' Day to a man who's excelled at initiating awkward family situations for lo these many years.
misspm09/12/2010 0.00 (0 votes) -
Happy Grandparent's Day to the man that still gives me nightmares, after all these years.
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