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  • A fun thing to do is whisper when talking to an old person.

    A fun thing to do is whisper when talking to an old person.

    PlateOfPasta06/21/2012
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    5.00 (2 votes)
  • The secret ingredient in my cheese burgers is human. Yes thats right, we are eating your dead Grandma.

    The secret ingredient in my cheese burgers is human. Yes thats right, we are eating your dead Grandma.

    Dan218960508/08/2012
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    5.00 (2 votes)
  • Happy retirment day! This for the staggering amounts of debt you and your boomer cohort are expecting me to pay back.

    Happy retirment day! This for the staggering amounts of debt you and your boomer cohort are expecting me to pay back.

    sweetriver1108/11/2012
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  • Happy Grandparents' Day from your little asshole.

    Happy Grandparents' Day from your little asshole.

    markusskinnus08/13/2012
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  • I'll whip YER snapper.

    I'll whip YER snapper.

    Brandewijn08/15/2012
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  • Let me put it another way..... ahh thats better.

    Let me put it another way..... ahh thats better.

    aspinan08/17/2012
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  • This is our grandchild right? He seemed much shorter on the way here.

    This is our grandchild right? He seemed much shorter on the way here.

    Ann226668708/18/2012
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  • Of course MY Grandchildren are the best...they take after ME!

    Of course MY Grandchildren are the best...they take after ME!

    kentuckyprincess08/20/2012
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  • Wish grocery shopping was simple like it was in 1920 when they delivered it. Now I have to spend 4 hours in HEB looking for baby wipes that are thick enough to wipe your ass.

    Wish grocery shopping was simple like it was in 1920 when they delivered it. Now I have to spend 4 hours in HEB looking for baby wipes that are thick enough to wipe your ass.

    chelschels08/25/2012
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  • Happy Grandparents Day from a future proctologist.

    Happy Grandparents Day from a future proctologist.

    kate2208/08/2012
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  • It's not a foreign language, he's mumbling.

    It's not a foreign language, he's mumbling.

    badbadpoet.com08/05/2012
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  • 'That glittering trenchcoat and black eyeliner totally turned me off to Channing Tatum', said no one ever.

    "That glittering trenchcoat and black eyeliner totally turned me off to Channing Tatum", said no one ever.

    cristinhope07/26/2012
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  • I plan events, I call out sick and I say fuck it, I'm too old for this shit!

    I plan events, I call out sick and I say fuck it, I'm too old for this shit!

    Datsright06/26/2012
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  • Stupid bird. Never says a word. Just farts all day.

    Stupid bird. Never says a word. Just farts all day.

    Alex197790307/07/2012
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  • Can't find my pussy.

    Can't find my pussy.

    badbadpoet.com07/08/2012
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  • Me? On a train? With an Indian waiter and a box of mice? I laughed so hard I shat myself.

    Me? On a train? With an Indian waiter and a box of mice? I laughed so hard I shat myself.

    Kieron198577207/08/2012
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  • Listen, at our age we're lucky we can still golf. Who am I kidding, we do it like rabbits.

    Listen, at our age we're lucky we can still golf. Who am I kidding, we do it like rabbits.

    badbadpoet.com07/10/2012
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  • Whoah, what the hell!? Even I can't do those positions, and I'm only half her age! Must be all that senior yoga. Damn, her sex life must be even better than mine! Lucky bitch.

    Whoah, what the hell!? Even I can't do those positions, and I'm only half her age! Must be all that senior yoga. Damn, her sex life must be even better than mine! Lucky bitch.

    darling desalina07/11/2012
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  • Can create intricate, detailed designs with textiles. Can't figure out how to send a text.

    Can create intricate, detailed designs with textiles. Can't figure out how to send a text.

    Amy777923807/17/2012
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  • Doesn't matter your age. A fart at the correct moment is still the funniest thing of all time. Good old farts. Long may they continue!

    Doesn't matter your age. A fart at the correct moment is still the funniest thing of all time. Good old farts. Long may they continue!

    Sarah152497507/24/2012
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    3.00 (1 votes)

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