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  • A grandmother is a babysitter who watches the kids instead of the television.

    A grandmother is a babysitter who watches the kids instead of the television.

    Caroline233641008/28/2012
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  • Happy Grandparents Day! You know what day they should invent? Grandchildren Day!

    Happy Grandparents Day! You know what day they should invent? Grandchildren Day!

    SHAWN-ADHD-PRESTON09/08/2012
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  • Aren't we supposed to be having a 'when the moment is right' experience instead of babysitting.

    Aren't we supposed to be having a "when the moment is right" experience instead of babysitting.

    Diane280232402/23/2013
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  • Guess we actually got screwed out of our 'when the moment is right' chance.

    Guess we actually got screwed out of our "when the moment is right" chance.

    Diane280232402/24/2013
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  • We never had the heart to tell grandma it wasn't a puppy... She never figured it out even after she killed it by throwing a frisbe.

    We never had the heart to tell grandma it wasn't a puppy... She never figured it out even after she killed it by throwing a frisbe.

    Reap104/05/2013
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  • You there, fetch me an enormous pie.

    You there, fetch me an enormous pie.

    Paul335943106/22/2013
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  • HAPPY GRANDPARENT'S Day! Love Your Grandparent's Day Present! Hehe.

    HAPPY GRANDPARENT'S Day! Love Your Grandparent's Day Present! Hehe.

    Danielle156630109/07/2013
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  • Happy Grandparents day: Here's to your grandchildren not resenting you as much as your own children do.

    Happy Grandparents day: Here's to your grandchildren not resenting you as much as your own children do.

    hlpe2509/08/2013
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  • Sorry I forgot grandparents day. But cut Me some slack. I cant control my bladder or even hold a pencil yet. Love gumdrop jones.

    Sorry I forgot grandparents day. But cut Me some slack. I cant control my bladder or even hold a pencil yet. Love gumdrop jones.

    Ralph341785309/09/2013
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  • Mulliganana: A woman who failed so badly at parenting that she gets a do-over and is raising her grandchildren.

    Mulliganana: A woman who failed so badly at parenting that she gets a do-over and is raising her grandchildren.

    Mtcabin09/13/2013
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  • Yous a bossy old bitch aintcha Miss Daisy?

    Yous a bossy old bitch aintcha Miss Daisy?

    Siddie02/18/2013
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  • They say you lose 3 things when you get old : first you lose your memory ,and i forgot the other two.

    They say you lose 3 things when you get old : first you lose your memory ,and i forgot the other two.

    Bekim230186102/13/2013
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  • Kids, your awfully quite up there. Are you looking at Gramps' nudie rags again.

    Kids, your awfully quite up there. Are you looking at Gramps' nudie rags again.

    Michelle306015502/09/2013
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  • Happy Grandparents Day to the good ones who actually love their grandchildren unconditionally and equally, and not just pretend to.

    Happy Grandparents Day to the good ones who actually love their grandchildren unconditionally and equally, and not just pretend to.

    coleen66309/09/2012
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  • You just thought Grandparents Day was to honor Grandparents, psyche!

    You just thought Grandparents Day was to honor Grandparents, psyche!

    Felicia245792409/16/2012
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  • I have to ask another priest to double check these are really mandatory foundational excercises for becoming a professional exorcist.

    I have to ask another priest to double check these are really mandatory foundational excercises for becoming a professional exorcist.

    gruttosingel09/22/2012
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  • An elderly lady just smiled at me. Probably reminiscing about the days she had bouncy tits like mine.

    An elderly lady just smiled at me. Probably reminiscing about the days she had bouncy tits like mine.

    PatioLanterns10/10/2012
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  • I am sorry but the government cut my pension, you know. I promise, it will be a quick fry, you will not suffer long.

    I am sorry but the government cut my pension, you know. I promise, it will be a quick fry, you will not suffer long.

    gruttosingel10/17/2012
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  • Now any old whore can have a baby, thanks to Grandparents!

    Now any old whore can have a baby, thanks to Grandparents!

    McFarlandsCox11/17/2012
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  • Roses are red Violets are blue I've got alzheimer´s Cheese on toast.

    Roses are red Violets are blue I've got alzheimer´s Cheese on toast.

    tinde198111/27/2012
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