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  • I trust the rodent more than Fritz or Dallas Raines.

    I trust the rodent more than Fritz or Dallas Raines.

    xtine66603/03/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Punxsutawney Phil can kiss my ass.

    Punxsutawney Phil can kiss my ass.

    Au02/19/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I can't believe human intelligence relies on a land beaver to predict future weather patterns.

    I can't believe human intelligence relies on a land beaver to predict future weather patterns.

    randallshelley02/03/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • If Helen Keller sees her shadow, how many months of winter remain?

    If Helen Keller sees her shadow, how many months of winter remain?

    Alaina823802/02/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Let's do a little reverse Groundhog day foreplay. I'll be the groundhog and I'll come in your hole.

    Let's do a little reverse Groundhog day foreplay. I'll be the groundhog and I'll come in your hole.

    jrross1202/02/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • How long before a Republican presidential candidate attempts to blame the Groundhog Day results on President Obama?

    How long before a Republican presidential candidate attempts to blame the Groundhog Day results on President Obama?

    jsonh02/02/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Someday, Roger, there will be a real holiday to celebrate our love.

    Someday, Roger, there will be a real holiday to celebrate our love.

    dannyg02/02/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Hey buddy, I'm a rodent, not a meteorologist!

    Hey buddy, I'm a rodent, not a meteorologist!

    Mandy22122002/02/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • On Gobblers Knob, Punxsutawney Phil proclaimed: many shadows do I see, so six more weeks of winter it must be. Then he was skinned and eaten.

    On Gobblers Knob, Punxsutawney Phil proclaimed: many shadows do I see, so six more weeks of winter it must be. Then he was skinned and eaten.

    Mike1234643902/02/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Citizen, you are ordered to cease and desist repeating Groundhog Day, as it is creating problems for the rest of humanity. Learn from it, and move on.

    Citizen, you are ordered to cease and desist repeating Groundhog Day, as it is creating problems for the rest of humanity. Learn from it, and move on.

    Cranky_Old_Man02/02/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I don't always phish out in a hole after huffing, but when I do, it's six more weeks of Winter, bitches! Happy Groundhog Day.

    I don't always phish out in a hole after huffing, but when I do, it's six more weeks of Winter, bitches! Happy Groundhog Day.

    Nipper10202/02/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • 15% Off Site-Wide Sale Everyday For The Rest of My Marketing Life.

    15% Off Site-Wide Sale Everyday For The Rest of My Marketing Life.

    IamTheCream02/02/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Do you know Punxsutawney Phil?? You do? Well tell him he's a fucking cunt for seeing his shadow! P.S. you are just the cutest little bunnie I ever did see!!

    Do you know Punxsutawney Phil?? You do? Well tell him he's a fucking cunt for seeing his shadow! P.S. you are just the cutest little bunnie I ever did see!!

    arh693902/02/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I am sorry that your birthday is over 'shadowed' by a furry rodent every year. Hope you enjoy it anyway!

    I am sorry that your birthday is over "shadowed" by a furry rodent every year. Hope you enjoy it anyway!

    Trewald02/02/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Winter will be before I figure out how to spell or pronounce Punxsutawney.

    Winter will be before I figure out how to spell or pronounce Punxsutawney.

    grammargoddess02/02/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I hope the Groundhog's forecast doesn't worsen your crippling Seasonal Affective Disorder.

    I hope the Groundhog's forecast doesn't worsen your crippling Seasonal Affective Disorder.

    Greg930002/02/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • That goddamn whistle-pig has screwed us all.

    That goddamn whistle-pig has screwed us all.

    benjamminfs02/02/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Hello, Puwnxatawny Phil? Yes, Al Gore would like to have a word with you regarding this morning's prediction....

    Hello, Puwnxatawny Phil? Yes, Al Gore would like to have a word with you regarding this morning's prediction....

    Chris.Putt7102/02/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • MMMMMMMMMM...... Happy Ground Hog Day.

    MMMMMMMMMM...... Happy Ground Hog Day.

    Adam123580302/02/2012
    4.00 (2 votes)
  • Happy 'ground hog' day? Does processed pork really deserve its own holiday?

    Happy "ground hog" day? Does processed pork really deserve its own holiday?

    Miss Piggy02/01/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)

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