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  • I refuse to participate in your personification.

    I refuse to participate in your personification.

    wwnd?04/06/2011
    5.00 (3 votes)
  • How many times do I have to tell you? Happy Groundhog Day!

    How many times do I have to tell you? Happy Groundhog Day!

    Staci7865606/09/2011
    4.00 (1 votes)
  • I don't do this everyday, ya know.

    I don't do this everyday, ya know.

    sleepster10/18/2011
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Hey there little guy! In 5 years you will be dead due to pollution.

    Hey there little guy! In 5 years you will be dead due to pollution.

    Madison109811/02/2011
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Groundhog, porcupine. I don't care. Just don't see your shadow, okay?

    Groundhog, porcupine. I don't care. Just don't see your shadow, okay?

    Katherine1009701/20/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Let's hope for Punxsutawney Phil's sake that he's hired a bodyguard.

    Let's hope for Punxsutawney Phil's sake that he's hired a bodyguard.

    discolemonade01/31/2011
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • After we're finished using a ground dwelling rodent to predict our weather let's go cast some majic spells on the local townsfolk.

    After we're finished using a ground dwelling rodent to predict our weather let's go cast some majic spells on the local townsfolk.

    Bottomofthebarrel01/31/2011
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • If I wake up to 'I Got You Babe' on Groundhog Day, I'm skipping straight to the step where I drive the varmint off a cliff.

    If I wake up to 'I Got You Babe' on Groundhog Day, I'm skipping straight to the step where I drive the varmint off a cliff.

    jibby701/30/2011
    4.00 (3 votes)
  • If I had to live this day over and over with you, I'd cut my throat every day.

    If I had to live this day over and over with you, I'd cut my throat every day.

    bstephenson02/01/2010
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Punxatawney Phil's forecast is consistently more correct than your local weatherman.

    Punxatawney Phil's forecast is consistently more correct than your local weatherman.

    amyk60902/01/2010
    5.00 (4 votes)
  • Groundhog Day has become too commercialized for my taste.

    Groundhog Day has become too commercialized for my taste.

    magicaldumpster02/01/2010
    4.12 (8 votes)
  • I'm sorry you seem to fall apart on every single fucking holiday.

    I'm sorry you seem to fall apart on every single fucking holiday.

    markusskinnus02/01/2010
    4.67 (3 votes)
  • Obama saw his shadow today, which means we will have six more weeks of recession. Jobless economic recovery, my ass.

    Obama saw his shadow today, which means we will have six more weeks of recession. Jobless economic recovery, my ass.

    twazzle02/01/2010
    3.00 (8 votes)
  • To celebrate the ground hog seeing his shadow how about you let me see your beaver?

    To celebrate the ground hog seeing his shadow how about you let me see your beaver?

    jimshipley02/01/2010
    3.67 (3 votes)
  • I like to celbrate ground hogs day with some fresh ground, ground hog burger. mmmm.

    I like to celbrate ground hogs day with some fresh ground, ground hog burger. mmmm.

    jimshipley02/01/2010
    2.75 (4 votes)
  • Yeah, I'm sure it was his shadow and not the thousands of morons standing outside his front door that scared him.

    Yeah, I'm sure it was his shadow and not the thousands of morons standing outside his front door that scared him.

    badsinger1702/01/2010
    5.00 (4 votes)
  • Groundhog's Day. Causing meteorologists to question their self worth for centuries.

    Groundhog's Day. Causing meteorologists to question their self worth for centuries.

    kylemorden02/01/2010
    2.33 (3 votes)
  • I'm the only person I know who still hasn't been laid in 2010. Even the groundhog's hole is getting more action than mine.

    I'm the only person I know who still hasn't been laid in 2010. Even the groundhog's hole is getting more action than mine.

    ecarney02/01/2010
    4.33 (6 votes)
  • The groundhog said it will snow a lot this winter while it was snowing a lot this winter.

    The groundhog said it will snow a lot this winter while it was snowing a lot this winter.

    forgettable 02/18/2010
    3.00 (1 votes)
  • Happy Groundhog Day! Another meaningless holiday and reason to pound champagne shamelessly.

    Happy Groundhog Day! Another meaningless holiday and reason to pound champagne shamelessly.

    bajaman10/02/2010
    2.00 (1 votes)

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