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  • I declare that Groundhog's Day is bullshit. Who's with me?

    I declare that Groundhog's Day is bullshit. Who's with me?

    Nightybear02/01/2013
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  • 'If I see my shadow today, then in six weeks I am out of here'.

    "If I see my shadow today, then in six weeks I am out of here".

    Shannon274893702/01/2013
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  • Look dude, shadow or no shadow, if you tell me we are having 6 more weeks of winter, you're lunch meat.... got it?

    Look dude, shadow or no shadow, if you tell me we are having 6 more weeks of winter, you're lunch meat.... got it?

    Lesley256207402/02/2013
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  • I heard that Obama saw his shadow today, so there will be four more years of high unemployment and unparalleled presidential incompetence.

    I heard that Obama saw his shadow today, so there will be four more years of high unemployment and unparalleled presidential incompetence.

    Cashen305020502/02/2013
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    3.20 (5 votes)
  • SILLY RABBIT, This is GROUNDHOG DAY You Got To Wait. Cadbury's Will Call You.

    SILLY RABBIT, This is GROUNDHOG DAY You Got To Wait. Cadbury's Will Call You.

    Geoffrey305605102/02/2013
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  • Don't listen to Phil... winter is still here! Come get a smell of my bacon straight out of Canada!

    Don't listen to Phil... winter is still here! Come get a smell of my bacon straight out of Canada!

    Julie226974702/02/2013
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  • “This is one time where television really fails to capture the true excitement of a large squirrel predicting the weather.” %.

    “This is one time where television really fails to capture the true excitement of a large squirrel predicting the weather.” %.

    dragonfly5402/02/2013
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  • I don't care if the groundhog sees his shadow. According to the calendar, winter doesn't end until the end of March either way.

    I don't care if the groundhog sees his shadow. According to the calendar, winter doesn't end until the end of March either way.

    April302715202/02/2013
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    4.00 (1 votes)
  • Little blue pills help my Groundhog make his shadow.

    Little blue pills help my Groundhog make his shadow.

    pdots59@hotmail.com02/02/2013
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  • On one day in the Gregorian calendar, a rodent develops meteorological precognition. Makes sense.

    On one day in the Gregorian calendar, a rodent develops meteorological precognition. Makes sense.

    sorceror02/03/2013
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  • When is someone going to fix that crack in the wall behind us!!??

    When is someone going to fix that crack in the wall behind us!!??

    Liz312176902/19/2013
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  • Groundhog Day - The Movie If you've seen in once, you've seen it a hundred times.

    Groundhog Day - The Movie If you've seen in once, you've seen it a hundred times.

    Kit290109503/22/2014
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  • Your one of the lucky few that i might actually pick up my cell phone for.

    Your one of the lucky few that i might actually pick up my cell phone for.

    amallen08/11/2008
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    2.33 (3 votes)
  • Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow, then scratched a PA lottery ticket and won half a million bucks. All we ever get is locked in a lab cage and tested with experimental drugs.

    Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow, then scratched a PA lottery ticket and won half a million bucks. All we ever get is locked in a lab cage and tested with experimental drugs.

    wid02/02/2009
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  • Did you hear that Punxsutawney Phil came out of his burrow, saw his shadow, and then was scratched to death by Gus, the second most famous groundhog in PA?

    Did you hear that Punxsutawney Phil came out of his burrow, saw his shadow, and then was scratched to death by Gus, the second most famous groundhog in PA?

    wid02/02/2009
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    4.00 (2 votes)
  • I saw a shadow under Ben Roethlisberger's knee. Did Punxsutawney Phil see one? Happy Groundhog's Day.

    I saw a shadow under Ben Roethlisberger's knee. Did Punxsutawney Phil see one? Happy Groundhog's Day.

    ykw02/02/2009
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  • I'll be using the Ground Hog Rule to justify not seeing you for the next 6 weeks.

    I'll be using the Ground Hog Rule to justify not seeing you for the next 6 weeks.

    maneatingsnark02/03/2009
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    4.67 (3 votes)
  • Sorry I tried to use 'saw my shadow' as a valid excuse to not go out tonight.

    Sorry I tried to use "saw my shadow" as a valid excuse to not go out tonight.

    maneatingsnark02/03/2009
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    4.00 (3 votes)
  • oh really? .....someone took a dump on your windshield huh? .....how random.

    oh really? .....someone took a dump on your windshield huh? .....how random.

    zdannyo03/31/2009
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    3.50 (4 votes)
  • Sorry my 5 o'clock shadow frightened your groundhog.

    Sorry my 5 o'clock shadow frightened your groundhog.

    coldpizza04/07/2009
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    5.00 (3 votes)

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