Don't vote against Samantha in the swimsuit event. She's beautiful. She'll turn you into a toad!
One year I dressed like a hooker. Well, maybe it was more like a year and a half.
Back off bitch or I will fucking cut you.
Another eighteen years of child support.
SNICKERS?! Bitch, where da weed at?!
Get out of my face. Before this knife "accidentally" slips. -Michael Myers.
Does my pumpkin look big in this?
Put an apple in that bag and I will have to do a bitch!
Hi, we always got our lunch money stolen when we were in highschool!
How bout' I give you a treat? I pooped.
Hipster fashion in about a year right there.
"And don't be stangy wit them Kit-Kats and Reese's neeeva b!tch, miss me with them tootsie rolls!"
Hey Cledus isn't that your Dad's outfit?
Tis the season to be whorey... Fa La La La La La La La La...
No, I'm a sexy "Actual Witch" Happy Halloween.
If I kill you, next year I'll get the bigger pumpkin. Enjoy it while you can, bitch.
She tried her hardest but not even her wide-set vagina could fit Jack's stem in her.
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