Isn't that about how much your daddy's head weighed after your mommy cut it off ??
Look Alice, I bought your fake ass a mask....
witches aint shit but ghosts and tricks.
Hey, wanna see the best bong... EVER?
Yeah I was fapping... Now where's my blowjob?!
It appears you have GAIDS. That is the worst kind.
You cut the hole BEFORE it goes in the oven.
Come over to our Halloween party and scare people with your ugly face KyleMurphy!
Let's go harass Old Lady Death!
No, I'm not gonna shoot you fapping with a pumpkin just so you get on Youtube's homepage.
Ma quale Halloween... noi siamo sempre vestiti cosi'...
Halloween: helping white people have fun ever since they stopped enslaving people.
I don't know whether I should be Johnny Depp or Brett Michaels for Halloween.
If you dress like Bill Kaulitz for the Halloween Party you'll scare this childrens.
Do you want to get in my pumpkins ?
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