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  • You don't need to wear a costume to scare the crap out of me.

    You don't need to wear a costume to scare the crap out of me.

    bornmiserable10/31/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Dear Frakenstorm, Please go ride your broom somewhere else. You're blocking my satellite reception.

    Dear Frakenstorm, Please go ride your broom somewhere else. You're blocking my satellite reception.

    Tina141161110/26/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I wasn't supposed to tell you, but, you're Rosemary's baby.

    I wasn't supposed to tell you, but, you're Rosemary's baby.

    beeline10/24/2012
    4.00 (2 votes)
  • Thank you Halloween Candy. My muffin top is now a pumpkin roll.

    Thank you Halloween Candy. My muffin top is now a pumpkin roll.

    Sisterhood10/26/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I am a master in the art of Bitchcraft....

    I am a master in the art of Bitchcraft....

    twee10/25/2012
    5.00 (3 votes)
  • Without undies, you get a better grip.

    Without undies, you get a better grip.

    badbadpoet.com10/25/2012
    5.00 (3 votes)
  • why, yes... I do know how to drive a stick.

    why, yes... I do know how to drive a stick.

    Andrea24271710/28/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • For Halloween, I'm going as laundry... Bitches love doing laundry.

    For Halloween, I'm going as laundry... Bitches love doing laundry.

    Chad226837210/28/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • 'I wonder if pumpkins have feelings,' said no one ever.

    "I wonder if pumpkins have feelings," said no one ever.

    johnnyskidmarks10/25/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Last night, I woke up to the ghost of Gloria Gaynor in my bedroom. At first I was afraid. I was petrified...

    Last night, I woke up to the ghost of Gloria Gaynor in my bedroom. At first I was afraid. I was petrified...

    Chad226837210/23/2012
    5.00 (9 votes)
  • Ding Dong! The Witch is dead! Which old Witch? The Wicked Witch!

    Ding Dong! The Witch is dead! Which old Witch? The Wicked Witch!

    beeline10/25/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • Nothing related to Halloween scares me. What scares me is when I flush someone elses toilet and the water keeps rising.

    Nothing related to Halloween scares me. What scares me is when I flush someone elses toilet and the water keeps rising.

    Stacey124967310/22/2012
    4.67 (3 votes)
  • Trick or Treat Smell my Feet Give me Something Good to Eat! Happy Halloween!

    Trick or Treat Smell my Feet Give me Something Good to Eat! Happy Halloween!

    Lynaguilar10/27/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Honey you don't need a Halloween costume, you've got enough fake going on already.

    Honey you don't need a Halloween costume, you've got enough fake going on already.

    Michelle111687110/26/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Your sugar rush is my revenge on your mother.

    Your sugar rush is my revenge on your mother.

    badbadpoet.com10/27/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • Being stuck in the house with all that unopened Halloween candy while a hurricane storms outside..... NOW THAT IS SCARY!

    Being stuck in the house with all that unopened Halloween candy while a hurricane storms outside..... NOW THAT IS SCARY!

    Charlotte177035910/26/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • Oh! Honey, no need to buy a costume. You already are a home-wrecking, dirty whore!

    Oh! Honey, no need to buy a costume. You already are a home-wrecking, dirty whore!

    kissmykeester231210/26/2012
    5.00 (3 votes)
  • We're just here for the booze.

    We're just here for the booze.

    badbadpoet.com10/26/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • BREAKING NEWS: -Political Halloween costumes WON'T sway votes. -'Sexy Big Bird' is a 'fowl' costume.

    BREAKING NEWS: -Political Halloween costumes WON'T sway votes. -"Sexy Big Bird" is a "fowl" costume.

    keanko8510/26/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • You're not getting any candy until you actually say, 'Trick or Treat!'

    You're not getting any candy until you actually say, "Trick or Treat!"

    beeline10/24/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)

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