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  • oh, hold up kid, I think I dropped my teeth in there...

    oh, hold up kid, I think I dropped my teeth in there...

    chmo04/10/2014
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  • Those people still have Christmas lights up, and they look at ME funny when I have Halloween decorations up in September...

    Those people still have Christmas lights up, and they look at ME funny when I have Halloween decorations up in September...

    thesilentclown03/29/2014
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  • That awkward moment when you realize you are going to decapitate and dig the guts out of something you picked all by yourself...

    That awkward moment when you realize you are going to decapitate and dig the guts out of something you picked all by yourself...

    Jeffrey351271703/14/2014
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  • I made this for you. It's a douche-o-lantern.

    I made this for you. It's a douche-o-lantern.

    Jennifer352630702/13/2014
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  • Don't you dare give me a cheap candy because i spent 350 dollars for this costume.

    Don't you dare give me a cheap candy because i spent 350 dollars for this costume.

    godzilla8802/04/2014
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  • This year I've carved a special face that resembles your expression when I say yes to morning sex.

    This year I've carved a special face that resembles your expression when I say yes to morning sex.

    Cara248409102/03/2014
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  • 'Cosplay' always sounds a little childish to me... I prefer the term Cospartymyassoff.

    "Cosplay" always sounds a little childish to me... I prefer the term Cospartymyassoff.

    Candy326702/02/2014
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  • The only possible explanation: The Halloween candy is eating itself.

    The only possible explanation: The Halloween candy is eating itself.

    Dannel331795201/03/2014
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  • Bitches be like..... fuck my EX, and still On his nuts 10 kids Later. Bitch please!

    Bitches be like..... fuck my EX, and still On his nuts 10 kids Later. Bitch please!

    Raylene347620811/27/2013
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  • Halloween is the only time of year when you can give little kids candy without feeling like Pedobear.

    Halloween is the only time of year when you can give little kids candy without feeling like Pedobear.

    purppandi11/06/2013
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  • Next year I'm just not going to shave my legs and be a spider for Halloween.

    Next year I'm just not going to shave my legs and be a spider for Halloween.

    Gabrielle9971311/05/2013
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  • Congratulations on convincing yourself you are a whore only one day out of the year.

    Congratulations on convincing yourself you are a whore only one day out of the year.

    Rayann126998111/04/2013
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  • I'm going to be a democrat for halloween and go around forcing people to hand out candy.

    I'm going to be a democrat for halloween and go around forcing people to hand out candy.

    Josephbryan11/02/2013
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  • Would it be wrong if I gave a 'Chucky' doll to my kids for Xmas, then showed them the movie at Halloween? I can never tell.

    Would it be wrong if I gave a "Chucky" doll to my kids for Xmas, then showed them the movie at Halloween? I can never tell.

    Kelly309536111/01/2013
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  • One blurry picture of your kids in their costumes & 205 of you in your Scank Suit, you must be an Awesome mother! HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!

    One blurry picture of your kids in their costumes & 205 of you in your Scank Suit, you must be an Awesome mother! HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!

    svikey11/01/2013
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  • Light a candle for me. I'm a teacher and today is the day AFTER Halloween.

    Light a candle for me. I'm a teacher and today is the day AFTER Halloween.

    Jennifer213531810/31/2013
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  • COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFEE FUCKING COFFEE!!!

    COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFEE FUCKING COFFEE!!!

    Andrew345664210/31/2013
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  • I might just go get knocked up after seeing all these adorable costumed babies on fb....or start prepping to scare the shit out of them in a few years.

    I might just go get knocked up after seeing all these adorable costumed babies on fb....or start prepping to scare the shit out of them in a few years.

    Natasha345663410/31/2013
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  • I think there should be an after hours Trick-or-Treat for adults where people give out mini bottles.

    I think there should be an after hours Trick-or-Treat for adults where people give out mini bottles.

    Heather345593610/31/2013
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  • If you go into a Whore House and say Trick or Treat, does it really matter which one you get?

    If you go into a Whore House and say Trick or Treat, does it really matter which one you get?

    stonecoldstv8610/31/2013
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