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  • You know it's time to move when you find out your landlady is snooping through your rubbish.

    You know it's time to move when you find out your landlady is snooping through your rubbish.

    Lizzy304490004/15/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Host a Facebook Party!!....It'll take less time than beating that Candy Crush level you're currently stuck on! Plus you'll earn FREE & 1/2 price products!!

    Host a Facebook Party!!....It'll take less time than beating that Candy Crush level you're currently stuck on! Plus you'll earn FREE & 1/2 price products!!

    Jaime356419804/14/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • You know, I just realized something. Nobody else is dressed like this. We must be in the wrong neighborhood.

    You know, I just realized something. Nobody else is dressed like this. We must be in the wrong neighborhood.

    Jeffrey351271704/13/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Please come to my housewarming party because I can't afford to go out for the next thirty years.

    Please come to my housewarming party because I can't afford to go out for the next thirty years.

    Andra181841703/14/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Thinking of having all of my OCD friends over to help clean out the garage, how does June 31st sound?

    Thinking of having all of my OCD friends over to help clean out the garage, how does June 31st sound?

    Matt165399202/23/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Hijo, eres adicto al techno, Tu corazón está latiendo a 127 BPM.

    Hijo, eres adicto al techno, Tu corazón está latiendo a 127 BPM.

    Quique352674602/14/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I'd like to be the first telemarketer to welcome you to your new home!

    I'd like to be the first telemarketer to welcome you to your new home!

    Jeffrey351271702/10/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Real friends know what the inside of my microwave look like and still accept food and drink from me.

    Real friends know what the inside of my microwave look like and still accept food and drink from me.

    Jenny346625601/22/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • You are cordially invited to go fuck yourself.

    You are cordially invited to go fuck yourself.

    Michel145666901/06/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Are you sure the architect guaranteed that our new cave house will be Zombie proof?

    Are you sure the architect guaranteed that our new cave house will be Zombie proof?

    FragileLogic12/27/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I'm not the kind of bitch to get in front of my keyboard and Facebook you! I'm an old school bitch, I will Face to Face you!

    I'm not the kind of bitch to get in front of my keyboard and Facebook you! I'm an old school bitch, I will Face to Face you!

    Camille Megan11/16/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • The moment when he says: 'Send me a comcheck'... Truckers Girl.

    The moment when he says: 'Send me a comcheck'... Truckers Girl.

    Lavinia343725010/09/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • So I asked God 'with all the troubles in the world today What are you waiting on?' God said.... 'Oh my silly child, I'm waiting on YOU'.

    So I asked God "with all the troubles in the world today What are you waiting on?" God said.... "Oh my silly child, I'm waiting on YOU".

    Rebecca333885008/22/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Cheers for making it through new home ownership without any major mishaps. Until that 1989 water heater had something to say about it.

    Cheers for making it through new home ownership without any major mishaps. Until that 1989 water heater had something to say about it.

    snarak08/14/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I bought a rug that's made of hemp. Some would say it's a gateway rug.

    I bought a rug that's made of hemp. Some would say it's a gateway rug.

    LukePohjala07/29/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Based on your income we've determined how much space you can afford to rent here in San Francisco- and this square is it.

    Based on your income we've determined how much space you can afford to rent here in San Francisco- and this square is it.

    John195867907/28/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Jeeves are they gone yet? Blast! All I want to do is take off this formal crap and watch telly in me draws with a bottle of ale. Is that too much to ask?!

    Jeeves are they gone yet? Blast! All I want to do is take off this formal crap and watch telly in me draws with a bottle of ale. Is that too much to ask?!

    Alex306179907/14/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Every house needs a guest room. Where else will people store all their crap.

    Every house needs a guest room. Where else will people store all their crap.

    Jason337079007/09/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • We've finally bought a house! Now who's coming over to unpack?

    We've finally bought a house! Now who's coming over to unpack?

    DChristi06/27/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I'll be writing my ''rights for housewives'' manifesto as soon as I finish all the housework.

    I'll be writing my ''rights for housewives'' manifesto as soon as I finish all the housework.

    Ayshia335779806/21/2013
    4.00 (1 votes)

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