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  • Bless her heart, she tried, but her entire house looks like a Pinterest experiment created by three-year-olds!

    Bless her heart, she tried, but her entire house looks like a Pinterest experiment created by three-year-olds!

    Tracey191054506/29/2012
    1.00 (1 votes)
  • Look at the funny ad! It says 10% off happy ending!

    Look at the funny ad! It says 10% off happy ending!

    zaxism102205/07/2012
    1.00 (2 votes)
  • Let's reconsider moving your crap on the hottest weekend of the year.

    Let's reconsider moving your crap on the hottest weekend of the year.

    Steven8207106/28/2012
    2.00 (1 votes)
  • Don't believe in global warming? Talk to me when your home is melting into the sea and you have nowhere to live.

    Don't believe in global warming? Talk to me when your home is melting into the sea and you have nowhere to live.

    Amy198333307/08/2012
    1.00 (1 votes)
  • Congratulations on getting your OWN DAMN PLACE!!

    Congratulations on getting your OWN DAMN PLACE!!

    JordanChance240607810/05/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • ...and, just down the hallway from your wine cellar is where your S & M dungeon will be located.

    ...and, just down the hallway from your wine cellar is where your S & M dungeon will be located.

    57 Levity09/12/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • This fake one is cheaper....let's go with that, she doesn't have a green thumb anyway.

    This fake one is cheaper....let's go with that, she doesn't have a green thumb anyway.

    mechanic101/08/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • '...and when I grow up, I'm going to have a house with a jacuzzi, a huge balcony, a gourmet kitchen and a torture chamber.'

    "...and when I grow up, I'm going to have a house with a jacuzzi, a huge balcony, a gourmet kitchen and a torture chamber."

    Harriett300547301/18/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • You are cordially invited to go fuck yourself.

    You are cordially invited to go fuck yourself.

    Michel145666901/06/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Rome wasn't built in a day, but my Ikea furniture was.

    Rome wasn't built in a day, but my Ikea furniture was.

    Harriett300547301/18/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • What sick fuck thought it would be a great idea to assemble their own furniture?

    What sick fuck thought it would be a great idea to assemble their own furniture?

    Harriett300547301/18/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Come over and place bets on how long it will take for my Ikea furniture to fall apart.

    Come over and place bets on how long it will take for my Ikea furniture to fall apart.

    Harriett300547301/18/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Host a Facebook Party!!....It'll take less time than beating that Candy Crush level you're currently stuck on! Plus you'll earn FREE & 1/2 price products!!

    Host a Facebook Party!!....It'll take less time than beating that Candy Crush level you're currently stuck on! Plus you'll earn FREE & 1/2 price products!!

    Jaime356419804/14/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I'm sorry I can't answer your FaceTime call. My house isn't clean.

    I'm sorry I can't answer your FaceTime call. My house isn't clean.

    LAgirl3301/05/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Company is on the way over. Quick, sweep the floors and turn on the Scentsy! They'll never know what a disaster this place was 10 mins ago.

    Company is on the way over. Quick, sweep the floors and turn on the Scentsy! They'll never know what a disaster this place was 10 mins ago.

    Rebeccavalois11/27/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Looks like you have the case of being a little bitch. I gonna have to prescribe you to a dose of man the fuck up.

    Looks like you have the case of being a little bitch. I gonna have to prescribe you to a dose of man the fuck up.

    Cody317646703/09/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I know we're friends because this is your fifth home jewelry party and you don't even wear jewelry.

    I know we're friends because this is your fifth home jewelry party and you don't even wear jewelry.

    Kelly183775709/14/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Please come to my housewarming party because I can't afford to go out for the next thirty years.

    Please come to my housewarming party because I can't afford to go out for the next thirty years.

    Andra181841703/14/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Everything's Included in my new home. And here is a list of everything I need to add to it!

    Everything's Included in my new home. And here is a list of everything I need to add to it!

    Lennar09/14/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • You know, I just realized something. Nobody else is dressed like this. We must be in the wrong neighborhood.

    You know, I just realized something. Nobody else is dressed like this. We must be in the wrong neighborhood.

    Jeffrey351271704/13/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)

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