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Presidents Day
HAPPY SARAH PALIN'S NOT A PRESIDENT DAY!
FEBRUARY 21ST, 2011
3.22 (9 votes)
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Somewhat Topical
If you don't vote, I'm sorry, but we can't be fake Internet friends.
NOVEMBER 2ND, 2010
5.00 (4 votes)
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Sympathy
I don't mean to sound insensitive, but I can't feel my toes.
OCTOBER 14TH, 2010
5.00 (1 votes)
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Baby
Honey, I don't remember where I left the baby.
OCTOBER 6TH, 2010
5.00 (1 votes)
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Friendship
The good news is that your colon looks great. Maybe even the best I've ever seen. The bad news is that I'm just a hobo with a hobby.
OCTOBER 4TH, 2010
5.00 (4 votes)
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Workplace
Why is "patience" a virtue? Why can't "hurry the fuck up" be a virtue?
SEPTEMBER 28TH, 2010
4.76 (33 votes)
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Baby
You have no idea how hard it is to find a card for your wife that says, "I don't remember where I left the baby."
SEPTEMBER 16TH, 2010
4.94 (17 votes)
