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Confession
bro, if your outfit was on pinterest, i would totally re-pin it.
MAY 15TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Breakup
are you sure there's a dick in my box?
FEBRUARY 7TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Confession
i would add you to the list of people i've slept with, but i can't seem to remember your name. we'll just call you "bad decision."
FEBRUARY 7TH, 2012
5.00 (2 votes)
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Valentine's Day
beacause every crush deserves a borderline creepy anthem to signify the love that will never be.
FEBRUARY 7TH, 2012
1.00 (1 votes)
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Encouragement
i don't always perv out, but when i do, it's to you.
FEBRUARY 7TH, 2012
4.00 (1 votes)
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Thinking of You
oh, the sweet taste of shame.
FEBRUARY 7TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Flirting
let me just preface this phone call by saying this is not a drunk dial.
FEBRUARY 7TH, 2012
4.00 (1 votes)
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Confession
I've compiled a list of what I remember from last night.
FEBRUARY 7TH, 2012
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Courtesy Hello
you are one classy bitch.
DECEMBER 15TH, 2011
0.00 (0 votes)
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Confession
I don't want to make this awkward, but your shortness repulses me.
DECEMBER 15TH, 2011
5.00 (1 votes)
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Confession
I did it all for the noogie.
DECEMBER 15TH, 2011
0.00 (0 votes)
