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  • O say can you see where I put my frickin' little flag?

    O say can you see where I put my frickin' little flag?

    pchase05/21/2012
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  • If wars were fought to win us freedom from a king, why do so many of the stories we tell our children glamorize knights and monarchs?

    If wars were fought to win us freedom from a king, why do so many of the stories we tell our children glamorize knights and monarchs?

    betelgeuse05/19/2012
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  • American democracy: Where religious backed ignorance is considered superior to science, history, psychology, math, economics, and common sense.

    American democracy: Where religious backed ignorance is considered superior to science, history, psychology, math, economics, and common sense.

    watmab05/19/2012
    3.00 (2 votes)
  • If wars were fought to win us freedom from a king, why do so many of the stories we tell our children glamorize knights and monarchs?

    If wars were fought to win us freedom from a king, why do so many of the stories we tell our children glamorize knights and monarchs?

    betelgeuse05/18/2012
    1.00 (1 votes)
  • And they wonder why they lost the American Revolutionary War?

    And they wonder why they lost the American Revolutionary War?

    Cro8405/16/2012
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  • America, where the hardest part of some peoples day is flushing the toilet.

    America, where the hardest part of some peoples day is flushing the toilet.

    Goobiisnacks05/14/2012
    3.00 (1 votes)
  • Remember to keep both hands on the table.

    Remember to keep both hands on the table.

    cferrarakc05/13/2012
    2.00 (1 votes)
  • Just eat all the fucking hotdog's you fat fuck.

    Just eat all the fucking hotdog's you fat fuck.

    Nick145732205/13/2012
    1.00 (1 votes)
  • Stop sending condescending smileys in your e-mails. They don't make you seem nice while being a bitch.

    Stop sending condescending smileys in your e-mails. They don't make you seem nice while being a bitch.

    Sheer98605/07/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • When explosives are in season again lets be sure to hunt each other down for a good time.

    When explosives are in season again lets be sure to hunt each other down for a good time.

    deferred05/06/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • The Conlonial TSA you said you're with? OK, anything to fight Terrorisim at home.

    The Conlonial TSA you said you're with? OK, anything to fight Terrorisim at home.

    Wayne148018705/03/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I bet you've never been accused of being too smart have you?

    I bet you've never been accused of being too smart have you?

    ou812grn04/27/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • We have enough gun control. How about some more idiot control?

    We have enough gun control. How about some more idiot control?

    keithrobertory04/26/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Since Thomas Jefferson & the founding fathers risked their lives & fortunes for our independence, it would be stupid to worship the Queen.

    Since Thomas Jefferson & the founding fathers risked their lives & fortunes for our independence, it would be stupid to worship the Queen.

    Alice143688104/24/2012
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  • We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!

    We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!

    MarandaB04/23/2012
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  • 'Look, 'Pursuit of Ass' ain't gonna fly. How about we change it to 'Pursuit of Happiness'? Deal?'

    "Look, 'Pursuit of Ass' ain't gonna fly. How about we change it to 'Pursuit of Happiness'? Deal?"

    monkeypenguin04/13/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • IT'S HOTTER THAN TWO RATS FUCKING IN A WOOL SOCK BEHIND A HEATER IN HELL!

    IT'S HOTTER THAN TWO RATS FUCKING IN A WOOL SOCK BEHIND A HEATER IN HELL!

    Michael133997204/04/2012
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  • If you are breaking up with me, I hope you die.

    If you are breaking up with me, I hope you die.

    JanaCloye03/25/2012
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  • I'd rather have a moustache than a baby.

    I'd rather have a moustache than a baby.

    chch_8603/14/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Of course the bridle matches the boots!

    Of course the bridle matches the boots!

    ClewisD03/13/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)

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