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Let's follow the Founding Father's lead and declare our independence from the assholes in our lives.
funnygurl21607/04/2011
0.00 (0 votes)

I'd gladly celebrate Independence Day if we were actually Independent of anything.
markusskinnus07/04/2011
5.00 (2 votes)

These colors don't run unless it's towards a buffet table.
totallymorgan07/04/2011
4.50 (2 votes)

These colors don't run unless it's away from logic and reason.
totallymorgan07/04/2011
4.50 (2 votes)

I really like to dazzle the kids with my immense sparkler collection.
BeverageLover07/03/2011
4.67 (3 votes)

Army Wives: Sexually deprived for your freedom!! Your welcome America!!
jennigen07/03/2011
2.33 (3 votes)

This Independence Day, let's celebrate being Americans by drinking like Russians.
Patrick9538807/03/2011
5.00 (1 votes)

Independence day is sort of like when Mommy filed her protective order.
achtung07/03/2011
5.00 (4 votes)

I can't wait for July 4th when all of my 699 Facebook friends upload identical, colorless pictures of their town's local fireworks onto the news feed!
Rebecca28338507/03/2011
4.71 (7 votes)

Overeating and getting skin cancer...what better way to celebrate 'Merica?
BrylanRanscht107/03/2011
4.67 (3 votes)

This Fourth, Let's Reenact Paul Revere's Famous "Ride To Prevent Sarah Palin From Becoming A Presidential Contender."
ScottKL07/01/2011
4.50 (2 votes)

I'd attend your Independence Day celebration if I wasn't so busy tempering my expectations for our nation's future.
TheApologist07/01/2011
2.00 (1 votes)

Taking part in a time honored tradition, Little Billy "plays the flute" for freedom.
kokoro07/01/2011
2.00 (1 votes)

I can't wait to celebrate Independence Day and Canada Day with a margarita.
zlonky07/01/2011
4.00 (2 votes)

Good thing the rapture isn't until October now... I'll still have a chance to blow shit up on the 4th of July!
peteschweddy07/01/2011
4.00 (2 votes)

I'm sorry the only bang you'll be participating in this weekend will be fireworks-related.
acm7607/01/2011
4.00 (1 votes)

Try not to worry about the mounting US debt China holds while you celebrate Independence Day.
esjay07/01/2011
2.50 (2 votes)

Ready for your Fourth of July blowjob?
etimpe07/01/2011
0.00 (0 votes)

Let's celebrate an epic drunken Holiday weekend by getting shitface drunk.
shirley ujest07/01/2011
2.00 (1 votes)

This Independence Day you're invited to my house where a large gathering of people will proudly display their dependence on drugs and alcohol.
Mr. Keith07/01/2011
4.56 (16 votes)

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