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  • I'm sorry you were born in a country that would elect and then re-elect a socialist like Obama. Don't worry, at least we're all equally screwed.

    I'm sorry you were born in a country that would elect and then re-elect a socialist like Obama. Don't worry, at least we're all equally screwed.

    Audra170215311/08/2012
    1.00 (1 votes)
  • OHHHH.So every four Years you get political ?! Tell me what is the NDAA ?!

    OHHHH.So every four Years you get political ?! Tell me what is the NDAA ?!

    Lupe273995411/07/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • ....and once again, my freedom is in the hands of 300 million motherfuckers. Lord give me strength.

    ....and once again, my freedom is in the hands of 300 million motherfuckers. Lord give me strength.

    Jackie271553011/06/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • C'mon guys! You think that some day they'll interpret the constitution in a bunch of different ways? Now way! Ha!

    C'mon guys! You think that some day they'll interpret the constitution in a bunch of different ways? Now way! Ha!

    ruben ortiz 11/04/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • 'Hey, forget Enlightenment, lets create a country based on enduring religious principles!' ...said no Founding Father ever.

    "Hey, forget Enlightenment, lets create a country based on enduring religious principles!" ...said no Founding Father ever.

    chjocham10/25/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • America, Fuck Yeah!

    America, Fuck Yeah!

    johnnyskidmarks10/25/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • If you don't eat a hot dog with ketchup and mustard, you are considered a member of Al-Qaeda.

    If you don't eat a hot dog with ketchup and mustard, you are considered a member of Al-Qaeda.

    NickBirky265955110/23/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • It's funny how people forget your number.Untill they need a favor from you! My number is not 1-800-favor!

    It's funny how people forget your number.Untill they need a favor from you! My number is not 1-800-favor!

    Rita260261910/19/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • President Obama... Bad Debate! Mit Romney was in your cross hairs and you totally missed your ONE SHOT, ONE KILL moment!

    President Obama... Bad Debate! Mit Romney was in your cross hairs and you totally missed your ONE SHOT, ONE KILL moment!

    el mero perro10/04/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • In Italy the economy and the administration are ru- led by organised crime at 70%. But we are lucky: in Russia the percentage is 85%.

    In Italy the economy and the administration are ru- led by organised crime at 70%. But we are lucky: in Russia the percentage is 85%.

    gruttosingel10/02/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I have kids because I drink and I drink because I have kids.

    I have kids because I drink and I drink because I have kids.

    Lisa248711109/20/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • We preach to our kids about reporting bullying. Yet we allow other nations to bully us. Time to stand up for ourselves.

    We preach to our kids about reporting bullying. Yet we allow other nations to bully us. Time to stand up for ourselves.

    Curtis241241209/13/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I need a government issued ID card to vote now? 20 mins of my time and $10 at the DMV every 10years to make sure I am me is discrimination!

    I need a government issued ID card to vote now? 20 mins of my time and $10 at the DMV every 10years to make sure I am me is discrimination!

    Töny220409309/10/2012
    1.00 (1 votes)
  • Political parties are like churches. Everyone has their favorite, and I want to light it on fire.

    Political parties are like churches. Everyone has their favorite, and I want to light it on fire.

    zclasaris09/09/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I'm all for Patriotism, but what the hell were you thinking dressing me in this?!

    I'm all for Patriotism, but what the hell were you thinking dressing me in this?!

    Romeandrew09/08/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Looks like this guy here has a job. Remember those days? Romney 2012.

    Looks like this guy here has a job. Remember those days? Romney 2012.

    Sansone09/05/2012
    3.40 (5 votes)
  • Why do people flee a country and then try to change their new home into the place they just left?

    Why do people flee a country and then try to change their new home into the place they just left?

    flightcanadian09/05/2012
    5.00 (3 votes)
  • It's very telling when your vice-presidential speech loses ratings points to Honey- Boo-Boo.

    It's very telling when your vice-presidential speech loses ratings points to Honey- Boo-Boo.

    busterbluesun08/31/2012
    5.00 (3 votes)
  • Your like Diabetics w/ Diarrhea......... ....YOU THINK SHIT SWEET!!!!!!!!!

    Your like Diabetics w/ Diarrhea......... ....YOU THINK SHIT SWEET!!!!!!!!!

    Christopher232631908/27/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • 76 million adults above the poverty rate pay no federal taxes, but let's demonize the rich into paying more.

    76 million adults above the poverty rate pay no federal taxes, but let's demonize the rich into paying more.

    Mike231521708/26/2012
    3.00 (3 votes)

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