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  • Remember to keep both hands on the table.

    Remember to keep both hands on the table.

    cferrarakc05/13/2012
    2.00 (1 votes)
  • We wish you a happy Independence Day. Now get back to work. It's the American Way.

    We wish you a happy Independence Day. Now get back to work. It's the American Way.

    Ben266094307/03/2013
    1.00 (1 votes)
  • I am a Natural-Born-American I have no roots except here on American soil, my fathers father was born here on American soil, So instead of saying your a blank-American be proud to be a Natural-Born-American!

    I am a Natural-Born-American I have no roots except here on American soil, my fathers father was born here on American soil, So instead of saying your a blank-American be proud to be a Natural-Born-American!

    Brad329257307/03/2013
    1.00 (1 votes)
  • 'Yay! I didn't know we beat the British!' -Miss Utah Happy 4th of July.

    "Yay! I didn't know we beat the British!" -Miss Utah Happy 4th of July.

    Amanda336683507/03/2013
    1.00 (1 votes)
  • And that's how the immigrants ruined Independence Day.

    And that's how the immigrants ruined Independence Day.

    diannec07/03/2013
    1.00 (1 votes)
  • Happy 4th Of July!!!! We are the 'Land Of The FREE'!... Oh wait! Taxes? IRS? I need to pay to be free? Thats FALSE ADVERTISEMENT DAMMIT!

    Happy 4th Of July!!!! We are the "Land Of The FREE"!... Oh wait! Taxes? IRS? I need to pay to be free? Thats FALSE ADVERTISEMENT DAMMIT!

    Justin170880007/04/2012
    2.75 (4 votes)
  • Obama voters celebrating Independence Day is like Atheists celebrating Christmas.

    Obama voters celebrating Independence Day is like Atheists celebrating Christmas.

    Dan38336307/04/2012
    2.82 (55 votes)
  • For all of those who think they need to post all over Facebook 'Happy 4th of July' crap on July 3rd... Shutup.

    For all of those who think they need to post all over Facebook "Happy 4th of July" crap on July 3rd... Shutup.

    Thomas336670507/03/2013
    3.00 (2 votes)
  • Happy Birthday, America! You may be 237 years young, but you've got the ass of a197-year-old!

    Happy Birthday, America! You may be 237 years young, but you've got the ass of a197-year-old!

    Kerry336575807/02/2013
    1.00 (1 votes)
  • Forcing the citizens to buy health insurance or else suffer the consequences is constitutional. Now please dont muder my family democrats.

    Forcing the citizens to buy health insurance or else suffer the consequences is constitutional. Now please dont muder my family democrats.

    Kevin193822807/03/2012
    1.00 (2 votes)
  • uhhh... is that BBQ gonna be ready soon?! Not yet?! Well we need some chips or something over here!

    uhhh... is that BBQ gonna be ready soon?! Not yet?! Well we need some chips or something over here!

    catthbr07/01/2013
    1.00 (1 votes)
  • Would anyone else like to piss on my parade? I'm not wet enough yet!

    Would anyone else like to piss on my parade? I'm not wet enough yet!

    mikicagle06/24/2013
    1.00 (1 votes)
  • Yeah, wednesday night begins a 4 day vacation and im gonna get twisted and blisted motherfuckers!!

    Yeah, wednesday night begins a 4 day vacation and im gonna get twisted and blisted motherfuckers!!

    Oscar275652507/02/2013
    1.00 (1 votes)
  • I'm sorry you were born in a country that would elect and then re-elect a socialist like Obama. Don't worry, at least we're all equally screwed.

    I'm sorry you were born in a country that would elect and then re-elect a socialist like Obama. Don't worry, at least we're all equally screwed.

    Audra170215311/08/2012
    1.00 (1 votes)
  • Don't blame me. I didn't vote.

    Don't blame me. I didn't vote.

    Hoboo07/17/2012
    1.00 (2 votes)
  • Honey, I'm sorry you thought Independence Day was a day you thought you could go out with your buddies.

    Honey, I'm sorry you thought Independence Day was a day you thought you could go out with your buddies.

    joaquin99407/04/2013
    1.00 (1 votes)
  • Stick your tail between your legs boys next we're getting our hidden gun permit.

    Stick your tail between your legs boys next we're getting our hidden gun permit.

    Valerie320055203/18/2013
    1.00 (2 votes)
  • 'Kids, we've decided its time for you to know about a Facebook page called 'Dogs Against Romney.''.

    "Kids, we've decided its time for you to know about a Facebook page called 'Dogs Against Romney.'".

    Scott173743906/11/2012
    1.00 (1 votes)
  • My guns? Ah yes, they're right over there in that shed filled with remotely detonated C4..

    My guns? Ah yes, they're right over there in that shed filled with remotely detonated C4..

    meanstrtracekid201201/17/2013
    1.00 (1 votes)
  • Happy Independence Day America! Even though our free choice of health care has been taken from us.

    Happy Independence Day America! Even though our free choice of health care has been taken from us.

    Jujuan195484107/04/2012
    4.00 (4 votes)

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