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  • July 4th is coming! Time to get wasted and blow shit up!

    July 4th is coming! Time to get wasted and blow shit up!

    Steven193491307/02/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • Grow Worm things, Check. Smoke Bombs, Check. Sparklers, Check. Pop-its, Check. Bottle Rockets, Damn you Kansas.....

    Grow Worm things, Check. Smoke Bombs, Check. Sparklers, Check. Pop-its, Check. Bottle Rockets, Damn you Kansas.....

    Steven193425107/02/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • America: keeping the disenfranchised in their place since, well, forever.

    America: keeping the disenfranchised in their place since, well, forever.

    Chris157114306/06/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Let's celebrate our independence from Britain by watching Downton Abbey and reading articles about Kate Middleton.

    Let's celebrate our independence from Britain by watching Downton Abbey and reading articles about Kate Middleton.

    Tara26075107/02/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Oh, you like yours well done? Kindly remove your beef jerky chewing butt from my property.

    Oh, you like yours well done? Kindly remove your beef jerky chewing butt from my property.

    m1ghtysauc307/02/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • 'Fire Crackers' is kind of racist.I prefer to call them'Fire White-Americans'.

    "Fire Crackers" is kind of racist.I prefer to call them"Fire White-Americans".

    jason_maybe07/04/2011
    4.67 (12 votes)
  • Let's celebrate American independence by setting off fireworks we can't afford, made in China, where we exported our jobs.

    Let's celebrate American independence by setting off fireworks we can't afford, made in China, where we exported our jobs.

    megmccormick06/17/2012
    5.00 (4 votes)
  • Nothing quite like celeberating Americas freedom by drinking alcoholic beverages and playing with explosives!

    Nothing quite like celeberating Americas freedom by drinking alcoholic beverages and playing with explosives!

    WesB2307/02/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Let's all complain about having a day off from work because it doesn't fall on a Friday or Monday.

    Let's all complain about having a day off from work because it doesn't fall on a Friday or Monday.

    Jodi46607/02/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • Let's follow the Founding Father's lead and declare our independence from the assholes in our lives.

    Let's follow the Founding Father's lead and declare our independence from the assholes in our lives.

    funnygurl21607/04/2011
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • This Fourth, Let's Reenact Paul Revere's Famous 'Ride To Prevent Sarah Palin From Becoming A Presidential Contender.'

    This Fourth, Let's Reenact Paul Revere's Famous "Ride To Prevent Sarah Palin From Becoming A Presidential Contender."

    ScottKL07/01/2011
    4.75 (4 votes)
  • Hi, I'm your neighbor and I'll be shooting off fireworks everyday til 2 o'clock in the morning, until the 4th of July.

    Hi, I'm your neighbor and I'll be shooting off fireworks everyday til 2 o'clock in the morning, until the 4th of July.

    billygoatcurse307/02/2012
    4.50 (2 votes)
  • It's time to drink beer, have a BBQ, and play with fire. Doesn't that sound like camping. Happy 4th of July!

    It's time to drink beer, have a BBQ, and play with fire. Doesn't that sound like camping. Happy 4th of July!

    Jonathan193696907/03/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Happy 4th of July! It's the anniversary of 'Leaves of Grass' and 'Walden.' Wait - those books are not on your Fox News 'I Love America' reading list? You big dildo.

    Happy 4th of July! It's the anniversary of 'Leaves of Grass' and 'Walden.' Wait - those books are not on your Fox News "I Love America" reading list? You big dildo.

    Jason8515907/03/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I use a spear as a flag pole just incase someone says they don't like America.

    I use a spear as a flag pole just incase someone says they don't like America.

    thatoneguyfrom198807/03/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I'm about to go all Tonya Harding on this middle-of-the-week holiday.

    I'm about to go all Tonya Harding on this middle-of-the-week holiday.

    Sandra156907807/03/2012
    5.00 (3 votes)
  • Lets toast another anniversary of America winning.

    Lets toast another anniversary of America winning.

    jayskycj06/06/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • In honor of Independence Day, why don't you spangle my banner?

    In honor of Independence Day, why don't you spangle my banner?

    Ann2908007/03/2012
    5.00 (4 votes)
  • Happy Independence Day from someone who doesn't really give a shit that it's Independence Day...

    Happy Independence Day from someone who doesn't really give a shit that it's Independence Day...

    thejoebai07/03/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • And they wonder why they lost the American Revolutionary War?

    And they wonder why they lost the American Revolutionary War?

    Cro8405/16/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)

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