I love the way I feel about you.
Let's dress ourselves in 80's fashion with the reckless abandon of a teenage mother.
This homework is less understandable than a stripper witch leaving her job on a broom.
Tonight will be as out of control as an Oklahoma driver during a snow storm.
Your dress was a bigger accident that Janet Jackson's wardrobe malfunction.
If you leave me...I'll cut you.
Your behavior last night was as inappropriate as Nicki Minaj's performance at the Grammies.
Remember to always remove one accessory before you walk out the door.
You're really doing it aren't ya? You're shitting in the street!
Your garish patriotism is as uncomfortable as an adolescent boner against my back.
My computer teacher put me in timeout for going to daddy's websites :,(.
I think you are a great person. There, now will you just fuck me?
It's called civil rights...This is the 90's!
I respect that you have a 10 year relationship with a married man.
I hate those fucking faggets... Not you honey, you're gorgeous.
I'm ok with you using me, because you're my friend and I love you.
Oh honey, your bad breath is promising.
Burp !!! But why don't you like me?
When I first met you, I never thought that my vagina will be an issue...
