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Haaloo Ladies! Does your man look like me? NO! Wearing just a towel, I single handedly stopped the Gulf oil leak, but even Old Spice can't erase BP's bad smell.
JULY 17TH, 2010
2.71 (7 votes)
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Somewhat Topical
I may hate my job, but at least I'm not the PR head at BP!
MAY 30TH, 2010
2.00 (2 votes)
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Somewhat Topical
What you won't find written on Sarah Palin's palm: Oxford English Dictionary Elements of Style Roget's Thesaurus Condoms.
FEBRUARY 28TH, 2010
1.75 (4 votes)
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Somewhat Topical
How about that nutcase in Austin! Who knew the tea baggers had an airforce?
FEBRUARY 20TH, 2010
3.67 (3 votes)
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Somewhat Topical
The only way that President Obama's bi-partisan deficit task force will be successful is if they don't include Republicans . . .
FEBRUARY 16TH, 2010
3.00 (2 votes)
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Somewhat Topical
Is the Someecards' editor job a part-time position? From the "Editors' Picks" it appears they've been AWOL since forever.
FEBRUARY 16TH, 2010
5.00 (2 votes)
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Somewhat Topical
When did the Palin franchise go from 'palm reading' to cartoon police? Simpsons, I defer to you to handle. SNL? Want a piece of this action?
FEBRUARY 16TH, 2010
2.50 (2 votes)
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Somewhat Topical
Lello! When did the Palin franchise go from 'palm reading' to the cartoon PC police? Simpson Family! Over to you . . .
FEBRUARY 16TH, 2010
2.50 (2 votes)
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Somewhat Topical
WOW . . . that Viagra, Cialis, Levitra cocktail is a killer!
FEBRUARY 13TH, 2010
5.00 (1 votes)
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Valentine's Day
Valentine's Day . . . another Cialis holiday!
FEBRUARY 13TH, 2010
5.00 (1 votes)
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Somewhat Topical
Give it up ladies . . . it's the year of the Tiger!
FEBRUARY 13TH, 2010
4.50 (4 votes)
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Movies
Me and you babe? How 'bout it?
FEBRUARY 13TH, 2010
2.75 (4 votes)
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Valentine's Day
I've been dating since I was 16 . . . I'm tired . . . WHERE is he?
FEBRUARY 13TH, 2010
3.67 (6 votes)
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Valentine's Day
Duracell! Be my Valentine?
FEBRUARY 13TH, 2010
5.00 (2 votes)
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Valentine's Day
Pssssst . . . forget Valentine's Day and you get a two-fer . . . you also lose your wedding anniversary.
FEBRUARY 12TH, 2010
2.33 (3 votes)
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Valentine's Day
Valentine's Day shopping list: -12 red roses -Blue Tiffany box -Godiva chocolates -1986 Silver Oak -Barry White CDs -Duracells.
FEBRUARY 12TH, 2010
3.00 (4 votes)
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Somewhat Topical
Al Qaeda called, they want their underpants back.
FEBRUARY 8TH, 2010
5.00 (3 votes)
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Somewhat Topical
Sarah Palin is now reading palms! That's no doubt where she gleans her expertise in domestic, foreign, and economic policy.
FEBRUARY 8TH, 2010
3.67 (3 votes)
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Somewhat Topical
If we add an amendment to make Super Bowl Monday a national holiday, I bet we can pass the healthcare bill.
FEBRUARY 6TH, 2010
1.00 (1 votes)
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Super Bowl Sunday
I heard Leonard Cohen is performing a medley of depressing songs at half time . . .
FEBRUARY 5TH, 2010
0.00 (0 votes)
