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New Year's
May the hazy memory of the joy of singing a song no one understands counterbalance your crushing return to work blues.
DECEMBER 31ST, 2011
0.00 (0 votes)
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New Year's
Happy same old year.
DECEMBER 31ST, 2011
0.00 (0 votes)
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New Year's
Running to the fridge is a vicious circle.
DECEMBER 31ST, 2011
0.00 (0 votes)
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New Year's
I can't wait until tomorrow when I can look back at what a dick I used to be last year.
DECEMBER 31ST, 2011
0.00 (0 votes)
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New Year's
Tomorrow. It's the future.
DECEMBER 31ST, 2011
4.00 (1 votes)
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Flirting
You're first on my naughty list.
DECEMBER 5TH, 2011
1.00 (1 votes)
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Workplace
Your health and safety dance is even more trying than Safety Dance.
DECEMBER 5TH, 2011
1.00 (1 votes)
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Confession
I'm doing a sponsored skydive ecard.
DECEMBER 5TH, 2011
1.00 (1 votes)
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Thinking of You
I consider thinking about you all the time.
DECEMBER 5TH, 2011
2.00 (1 votes)
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Flirting
If you're God's gift to women I hope he kept the receipt.
DECEMBER 5TH, 2011
2.50 (2 votes)
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Thinking of You
Nothing settles an arguement like a conflict diamond.
OCTOBER 4TH, 2011
3.00 (2 votes)
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Encouragement
I wish you all the pride and none of the shitting yourself for your upcoming marathon.
OCTOBER 4TH, 2011
0.00 (0 votes)
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Workplace
We'd be delighted to welcome you to fuck off.
OCTOBER 4TH, 2011
5.00 (1 votes)
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Flirting
I'm a deep thinker and fucker.
OCTOBER 4TH, 2011
0.00 (0 votes)
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Thinking of You
It will make you less crazy but you may still be a bitch.
OCTOBER 4TH, 2011
0.00 (0 votes)
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Thinking of You
If you have to pursue a hobby with a relatively small chance of death could you at least do it wrecklessly.
OCTOBER 4TH, 2011
0.00 (0 votes)
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Flirting
I'd rather be tapping your ass than my touchscreen.
OCTOBER 4TH, 2011
3.67 (3 votes)
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Flirting
I've not found the things I hate about you yet.
OCTOBER 4TH, 2011
0.00 (0 votes)
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Thinking of You
Never admitting you're wrong doesn't make you Mr Right.
OCTOBER 4TH, 2011
5.00 (1 votes)
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Thinking of You
You've blown me away with your sweet words and gale force farts.
OCTOBER 4TH, 2011
5.00 (1 votes)
