Yeah, that's it, keep pulling.
When no one watches, I lick the dog's balls.
You're wearing way too much clothes, lady.
I could stare at your bouncing boobs all day.
I'm sorry your wife beats you up.
I'm sorry you have painful menstrual cramps.
Hello, Computer Assistance, how will you ruin my day?
Do you realize how easy it would be to grab my boobs while I'm in this position?
I usually shit at the office to kill some time and to save on TP at home.
I just farted and you can't go away. Enjoy!
Damn you're hot, I'm all sweaty.
I'm fed up with cooking while the bastard is drinking.
I'm a hipster and proud of it.
My screensaver comes on really often these days.
I'm against the mad cow disease because it was tested on animals.
I bought a kit to do my own beer, my own wine and my own headaches.
If I ever get cancer, I kick its ass.
I like the condom but the pill is easier to swallow.
