Come on Baby, Let me get some on Valentine's Day. My Infection has stopped itching..
See you're my perfect valentine. We both like the same Kama Sutra positions.
I'm so sorry dear I guess I check marked the live organ donor not the after death box.
Ow! shit billy! I think I just made myself a vagina!
I'm glad we live in a town where no one cares if I marry my father.
When I asked you if you're putter still worked I didn't think we were going golfing.
Dude! when you're friend said you guys wanna get stoned.....
I didn't call you an Idiot, Moron I said that you were stupid there is a difference. Dumbass!
When you told me to stay after class to" BANG ERASERS" I thought you meant something else.
I just found out I'm adopted Happy Mothers Day... BITCH!
My penis is just sooo not into you.
Don't worry about my minutes I'm on my friends family plan.
