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Somewhat Topical

Newt Gingrich sounds like every adult from Peanuts.

FEBRUARY 22ND, 2012

4.50 (2 votes)
Confession

If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would ever give me panic attacks.

FEBRUARY 10TH, 2012

5.00 (1 votes)
Confession

I don't particiapte in cyber bullying - only regular, or rather, analogue bullying, if you will.

FEBRUARY 9TH, 2012

5.00 (1 votes)
Friendship

You'd lose your testicles if they weren't attatched to your seminal vesicle by the vas deferens.

DECEMBER 19TH, 2011

5.00 (2 votes)
Confession

Going to the airport with my dad is like showing up somewhere and going "I'm with the band."

NOVEMBER 30TH, 2011

5.00 (1 votes)
Confession

I love camping. Watching a man pitch a tent is one of my favorite activities.

MAY 25TH, 2011

4.20 (5 votes)
Confession

Pets are like a snooze button for your ovaries.

MAY 25TH, 2011

4.33 (6 votes)
Confession

I'll start Tweeting when the Amish do.

MAY 12TH, 2011

4.75 (4 votes)
Confession

Everyone is entitled to my opinion.

MAY 7TH, 2011

3.50 (4 votes)
Flirting

I'm not stalking you, I just keep running into you in a premeditated manner.

MARCH 9TH, 2011

4.00 (2 votes)
Somewhat Topical

CAUTION: Unattended children will be given a double espresso and a free puppy!

MARCH 8TH, 2011

4.75 (4 votes)
Confession

I may create a Twitter account just to continue following the Charlie Sheen madness.

MARCH 3RD, 2011

0.00 (0 votes)
Confession

I'm having one of those "chuck a chair" days.

FEBRUARY 24TH, 2011

4.00 (1 votes)
Valentine's Day

If football season didn't end before Valentine's Day, I would spend the day competing with the NFL for my boyfriend's affection.

FEBRUARY 8TH, 2011

2.33 (3 votes)
Valentine's Day

If football season didn't end before Valentine's Day, I would spend the day competing with the NFL for my husband's affection.

FEBRUARY 8TH, 2011

2.33 (3 votes)
Friendship

When life gets you down, just look in the mirror and remember how much you love yourself.

FEBRUARY 4TH, 2011

4.00 (1 votes)
Confession

For the next five days, I choose not to partake in the bloody massacre that's happening in your underpants.

JANUARY 25TH, 2011

4.75 (4 votes)
Confession

My recent car accidentwas far less traumatic thandealing with my insurance companyover the car accident claim.

JANUARY 19TH, 2011

4.50 (2 votes)
Christmas Season

[insert generic Christmas greeting here].

DECEMBER 25TH, 2010

2.80 (5 votes)
Christmas Season

I'd be less bitter about everyone wishing me a Merry Christmas if people would just stop wishing me a Merry Christmas.

DECEMBER 24TH, 2010

3.50 (4 votes)

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