You know the difference between "your" and "you're"? Excuse me while I take my clothes off.
It's Friday.....time for some Bad Decision Juice!!!
If you are what you eat I would be fast, cheap and easy!!!
I love cougars....mainly because they're menopausal therefore reduces the risk of pregnancy!
I inadvertently gave up sex for Lent.
"No, I'm not pregnant.....I'm just having a fat day."
"I love it when the new girlfriend isn't as pretty."
I like men the way I like my coffee.....warm, rich, dark, smells great and keeps me up all night.
"Sorry I won't be into work today..... I'm having a fat day."
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Charlie Sheen", how drunk are you?
You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.
I'm turned on by a man who knows the difference between "your" and "you're".
True love means not making your partner sleep on the wet patch.
Men play the game. Women know the score.
The sole purpose of a child's middle name, is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.
There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.
"We need to GTL so we're FTD to go creeping for guidos who are DTF."
I like my men filthy rich..... and almost dead.
