No need to lose our hit show, guys! We can just rename it "Two and a Half Livers."
Good luck on your first day as Charlie Sheen's sober coach.
Happy Father's Day! Congrats on fertilizing that egg. Like nobody's ever done that before....
For You on this Father's Day: I told your kid what you did to his Mommy. You're welcome.
It's Father's Day! Congrats on fertilizing that egg. What an astounding feat.
I'm so glad you're feeling better. Now we can get back to talking about me.
Tiger should have spent more time on his swing and less on his schwing.
Happy birthday to a guy who reads all the papers.
Suicide wouldn't begin to solve my problems.
