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Birthday
I forgot to wish you Happy Birthday. I don't regret it though.
MARCH 16TH, 2012
5.00 (1 votes)
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Somewhat Topical
Fuck everything.
MARCH 10TH, 2012
5.00 (3 votes)
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Birthday
I was hoping you'd have died by now so I wouldn't have to buy you a birthday gift.
FEBRUARY 19TH, 2012
4.00 (3 votes)
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Cry for Help
I wonder when I'm actually going to learn from all of my terrible mistakes.
FEBRUARY 19TH, 2012
4.67 (3 votes)
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Confession
I'm pretty much the worst person that I know.
FEBRUARY 17TH, 2012
4.50 (2 votes)
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Confession
I'm getting really sick of my cat's judgy stares when I'm masturbating.
FEBRUARY 3RD, 2012
4.00 (5 votes)
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Valentine's Day
Looks like it's almost time for my Valentine's Day tradition of watering down a bottle of vodka with my sad, bitter tears.
FEBRUARY 3RD, 2012
4.67 (6 votes)
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Cry for Help
I wish there was a medication that could eradicate all of my shame.
FEBRUARY 3RD, 2012
4.75 (4 votes)
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Apology
Can you help out a friend and please forward this apology to everyone that I might have verbally and/or sexually abused last night?
FEBRUARY 3RD, 2012
5.00 (3 votes)
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Cry for Help
Who needs personal relationships when there's vodka and Netflix streaming?
FEBRUARY 3RD, 2012
4.22 (9 votes)
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Thanks
I know that the only reason you're sleeping with me is because you like hanging out with my dog.
FEBRUARY 3RD, 2012
5.00 (3 votes)
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Apology
I'm sorry that I don't remember exactly how much I utterly humiliated you last night.
FEBRUARY 3RD, 2012
4.50 (4 votes)
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Somewhat Topical
I'm looking forward to the Apocalypse since it's apparently the only way that I won't have to pay back my student loans.
FEBRUARY 3RD, 2012
4.50 (8 votes)
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Confession
I have much more self-esteem than I probably deserve at this point in my life.
FEBRUARY 3RD, 2012
4.75 (4 votes)
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Confession
My dignity keeps interfering with my drinking problem.
FEBRUARY 3RD, 2012
4.83 (6 votes)
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Cry for Help
I hate everything almost as much as I hate myself.
FEBRUARY 3RD, 2012
4.43 (14 votes)
