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  • I like my women the way I like my coffee. Without a penis.

    I like my women the way I like my coffee. Without a penis.

    Xander139546504/16/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • 'I trust you with my moustache, Antonio... If you weren't batting for the other team, I'd totally let you have a crack at my wife.'

    "I trust you with my moustache, Antonio... If you weren't batting for the other team, I'd totally let you have a crack at my wife."

    Dick124036803/14/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Nobody cares about Kwanzaa.

    Nobody cares about Kwanzaa.

    radiosavedmylife03/04/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I don't think Vegas is ready for us this weekend...or some other cliche saying like that.

    I don't think Vegas is ready for us this weekend...or some other cliche saying like that.

    Katie12345937502/16/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Happy Kwanzaa!

    Happy Kwanzaa!

    picardmaneuver01/03/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Happy Kwanzaa, muthafucka!

    Happy Kwanzaa, muthafucka!

    ian_metal_head@yahoo11/02/2011
    4.50 (2 votes)
  • No, I don't know what Kwanzaa is. Stop asking.

    No, I don't know what Kwanzaa is. Stop asking.

    jrobins54011/01/2011
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • My God just told me to tell Rick Perry's God to STFU.

    My God just told me to tell Rick Perry's God to STFU.

    Ralphie76308/12/2011
    2.50 (2 votes)
  • The proper Kwanzaa greeting is 'Habari gani?' Meaning, What the fuck is Kwanzaa?

    The proper Kwanzaa greeting is "Habari gani?" Meaning, What the fuck is Kwanzaa?

    PastyMama12/27/2010
    3.50 (4 votes)
  • I'm celebrating Kwanzaa by smoking crack!

    I'm celebrating Kwanzaa by smoking crack!

    John69205012/27/2010
    2.00 (4 votes)
  • Happy Kwanzaa Bitches!

    Happy Kwanzaa Bitches!

    John69205012/27/2010
    3.00 (4 votes)
  • Make fun of my fanny pack will you...

    Make fun of my fanny pack will you...

    John69205012/23/2010
    2.33 (3 votes)
  • I'm sending you my recipe for Kwanzaa cake which is to not make a Kawanaa cake.

    I'm sending you my recipe for Kwanzaa cake which is to not make a Kawanaa cake.

    estern12/17/2010
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • All I want for Kwanzaa is to be chosen as an Editor's Pick.

    All I want for Kwanzaa is to be chosen as an Editor's Pick.

    PastyMama12/16/2010
    2.50 (2 votes)
  • Let's pretend to understand Kwanzaa.

    Let's pretend to understand Kwanzaa.

    dwgreen12/16/2010
    4.75 (4 votes)
  • I didn't know it's Kwanzaa time at all.

    I didn't know it's Kwanzaa time at all.

    Kostas112/15/2010
    3.67 (3 votes)
  • I was going to send you a heartfelt Kwanzaa card, but unfortunately someecards only features illustrations of white people.

    I was going to send you a heartfelt Kwanzaa card, but unfortunately someecards only features illustrations of white people.

    rockbiter12/12/2010
    4.00 (4 votes)
  • Sorry your Black boyfriend didn't invite you to Kwanzaa.

    Sorry your Black boyfriend didn't invite you to Kwanzaa.

    4serendipity12/12/2010
    4.00 (3 votes)
  • This Kwanzaa, learn how to say it.

    This Kwanzaa, learn how to say it.

    Statboy11/15/2010
    4.00 (1 votes)
  • Even phone sex operators dress professionally.

    Even phone sex operators dress professionally.

    thehorsecanplay09/24/2010
    0.00 (0 votes)

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