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  • This is how the Government makes money disappear!

    This is how the Government makes money disappear!

    itsChrisB04/12/2012
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  • If being a good American requires me to be enslaved and dreaming requires me to be asleep, then is being an employed zombie required of me for the American Dream?

    If being a good American requires me to be enslaved and dreaming requires me to be asleep, then is being an employed zombie required of me for the American Dream?

    shaun south03/09/2012
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  • Rule number 4. You can't pick yourself.

    Rule number 4. You can't pick yourself.

    dcalacione@gmail.com03/09/2012
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  • I hate working holiday's. Riello2u.

    I hate working holiday's. Riello2u.

    riello2u02/23/2012
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  • You say 'manwhore'. I say 'executive personal companion'. It's a job.

    You say "manwhore". I say "executive personal companion". It's a job.

    equivag12/04/2011
    4.00 (3 votes)
  • White shoes after Labor Day? Just kill yourself.

    White shoes after Labor Day? Just kill yourself.

    starfinch828211/03/2011
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I'm so excited to kiss this craptastic weekend goodbye. So long summer, and all the idiots that came with it.

    I'm so excited to kiss this craptastic weekend goodbye. So long summer, and all the idiots that came with it.

    ohlovely110/11/2011
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  • My liver over-labored this Labor Day.

    My liver over-labored this Labor Day.

    Julie4218809/06/2011
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • Thank you for spending your Labor day working in the kitchen.

    Thank you for spending your Labor day working in the kitchen.

    Diego202009/06/2011
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • May you have a spontaneous, sexless adventure this Labor Day.

    May you have a spontaneous, sexless adventure this Labor Day.

    markusskinnus09/05/2011
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Labor Day is the last day I can wear a white Fez and white sandles.

    Labor Day is the last day I can wear a white Fez and white sandles.

    gretel66609/05/2011
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  • The Labor Day holiday means I get my unemployment check a day late.

    The Labor Day holiday means I get my unemployment check a day late.

    Improper Fraction09/05/2011
    5.00 (5 votes)
  • Let's rename Labor Day 'Job Creators Day' and celebrate those wealthy few who give Americans those minimum wage jobs.

    Let's rename Labor Day "Job Creators Day" and celebrate those wealthy few who give Americans those minimum wage jobs.

    Janice Urban109/05/2011
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • FYI, Labor Day generally marks the end of my air conditioned sex only policy.

    FYI, Labor Day generally marks the end of my air conditioned sex only policy.

    Anthony6381809/05/2011
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I don't think the custom of not wearing white clothing after Labor Day applies to the KKK.

    I don't think the custom of not wearing white clothing after Labor Day applies to the KKK.

    hallmarc09/05/2011
    4.00 (1 votes)
  • Let's celebrate Labor Day by working at a job that is always open on Labor day.

    Let's celebrate Labor Day by working at a job that is always open on Labor day.

    Buzzbot09/03/2011
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • This Labor Day, let's salute American corporations for keeping the Chinese gainfully employed.

    This Labor Day, let's salute American corporations for keeping the Chinese gainfully employed.

    bs209/02/2011
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • Sorry that every mention of 'Labor Day' reminds you of your emergency C-section.

    Sorry that every mention of 'Labor Day' reminds you of your emergency C-section.

    jbenca09/02/2011
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • This Labor Day weekend, let us remember those who fought for a 5 day work week by engaging in activities that make other people work instead.

    This Labor Day weekend, let us remember those who fought for a 5 day work week by engaging in activities that make other people work instead.

    supertran09/02/2011
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • I believe that Labor Day should be called Non-Labor Day.

    I believe that Labor Day should be called Non-Labor Day.

    mdjohnson109/01/2011
    0.00 (0 votes)

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