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  • This year I am going to give up smoking, even though I don't smoke.

    This year I am going to give up smoking, even though I don't smoke.

    Michelle117499504/11/2012
    3.00 (1 votes)
  • This year I am going to give up smoking, even though I don't smoke.

    This year I am going to give up smoking, even though I don't smoke.

    Michelle117499504/11/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • This year I gave up nothing for Lent because I'm an atheist.

    This year I gave up nothing for Lent because I'm an atheist.

    jaymur04/06/2012
    3.00 (2 votes)
  • Giving up something for Lent is like taking a weekend off from your alcoholism.

    Giving up something for Lent is like taking a weekend off from your alcoholism.

    jaymur04/06/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Honey, why didn't you tell me your mother was making dinner? Had I known, I wouldn't have given up bulimia for lent.

    Honey, why didn't you tell me your mother was making dinner? Had I known, I wouldn't have given up bulimia for lent.

    Wallywolf304/05/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • We should give up mid-year performance appraisals for Lent.

    We should give up mid-year performance appraisals for Lent.

    markusskinnus04/02/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I've decided to give up Eoin Macken for Lent. Too bad it won't last more than five hours.

    I've decided to give up Eoin Macken for Lent. Too bad it won't last more than five hours.

    ocnlvr8304/01/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • This year I gave up giving up things for Lent.

    This year I gave up giving up things for Lent.

    jenni_d03/27/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I was going to give up drinking for Lent, but on the first day I found two pockets full of it.

    I was going to give up drinking for Lent, but on the first day I found two pockets full of it.

    Smyle03/27/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Jesus died so that Long John Silvers and Red Lobster could fleece you out of your drinking money for a month.

    Jesus died so that Long John Silvers and Red Lobster could fleece you out of your drinking money for a month.

    Christopher128544203/22/2012
    4.00 (2 votes)
  • I've only given up secondhand smoke for Lent.

    I've only given up secondhand smoke for Lent.

    ame03/21/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • We gave up going to Church for Lent.

    We gave up going to Church for Lent.

    AmazonRN03/21/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Pretending you gave something up for lent does not make you anymore of a good Catholic than standing in a garage will make you a nice car.

    Pretending you gave something up for lent does not make you anymore of a good Catholic than standing in a garage will make you a nice car.

    Whitney5976703/19/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I'm going to give up my virginity for lent.

    I'm going to give up my virginity for lent.

    Amanda21818503/17/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I was saddened to hear that you caved in to your chocolate cravings like a woman on hormones...

    I was saddened to hear that you caved in to your chocolate cravings like a woman on hormones...

    daphtpunkgirl03/16/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Since I gave up complaining and bragging on Facebook for Lent, I've had nothing to post.

    Since I gave up complaining and bragging on Facebook for Lent, I've had nothing to post.

    martinez836703/15/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I have never been happy about Lent because I hate eating fish.

    I have never been happy about Lent because I hate eating fish.

    agriffin3403/15/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Giving up Facebook for Lent has allowed more time for my Pinterest addiction.

    Giving up Facebook for Lent has allowed more time for my Pinterest addiction.

    Emily38275203/14/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I've decided to give up Catholicism for Lent.

    I've decided to give up Catholicism for Lent.

    haha0103/14/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I gave up drunk dialing for Lent and now I'm bored.

    I gave up drunk dialing for Lent and now I'm bored.

    Katie110579003/13/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)

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