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  • I'm glad I gave up my virginity to you.

    I'm glad I gave up my virginity to you.

    Diane280232402/19/2013
    3.00 (1 votes)
  • I tried to give up being fake for Lent. But it was impossible.

    I tried to give up being fake for Lent. But it was impossible.

    Diane280232402/19/2013
    1.67 (3 votes)
  • I gave up my memory for Lent so I can deny that I have dementia.

    I gave up my memory for Lent so I can deny that I have dementia.

    Diane280232402/19/2013
    1.00 (1 votes)
  • I'm giving up my celibacy for Lent. I hope this year someone else notices. By doing me.

    I'm giving up my celibacy for Lent. I hope this year someone else notices. By doing me.

    Boudreau02/19/2013
    1.00 (1 votes)
  • Things I'm not giving up for Lent: banging, booze, and bacon.

    Things I'm not giving up for Lent: banging, booze, and bacon.

    omgomg123402/19/2013
    1.00 (1 votes)
  • Uncle Treats! Uncle Treats minced fish flavored fish. We shoot 'em barefoot. Give up expensive canned tuna for lent. 'Uncle Treat's shoe-less.

    Uncle Treats! Uncle Treats minced fish flavored fish. We shoot 'em barefoot. Give up expensive canned tuna for lent. "Uncle Treat's shoe-less.

    william treats02/16/2013
    3.00 (2 votes)
  • Thanks for pretending to be religious long enough to temporarily give up a gross habit that's been effecting your health for years.

    Thanks for pretending to be religious long enough to temporarily give up a gross habit that's been effecting your health for years.

    echoingvoid02/16/2013
    4.00 (1 votes)
  • You gave up drinking for Lent? Yes... Forgot St. Patrick's Day? Yes... Idiot.

    You gave up drinking for Lent? Yes... Forgot St. Patrick's Day? Yes... Idiot.

    Chuck307217102/16/2013
    3.00 (1 votes)
  • I gave up giving up stuff for Lent. Oh yeah, that's the stuff.

    I gave up giving up stuff for Lent. Oh yeah, that's the stuff.

    Corey239975702/16/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • O h w a i t, I gave up skipping to my Lou for Lent.

    O h w a i t, I gave up skipping to my Lou for Lent.

    Corey239975702/16/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Giving up something for lint doesn't sound like a fair exchange, but I'm sooo glad a lot of people give up bacon.

    Giving up something for lint doesn't sound like a fair exchange, but I'm sooo glad a lot of people give up bacon.

    Corey239975702/16/2013
    1.50 (2 votes)
  • No, I don't give anything up for Lent. I'm a nursing student, I already gave up my social life, what else is left?!

    No, I don't give anything up for Lent. I'm a nursing student, I already gave up my social life, what else is left?!

    Sarah298800602/16/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Hope you ate, drank and screwed enough on Mardi Gras to last you through Lent!

    Hope you ate, drank and screwed enough on Mardi Gras to last you through Lent!

    BeksCouch02/16/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Oh, you're fasting for lent? Yeah. That totally shows you're sorry for the way you live your life. Excuse me while I laugh.

    Oh, you're fasting for lent? Yeah. That totally shows you're sorry for the way you live your life. Excuse me while I laugh.

    Lee Anne311198302/15/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • May your giving up of Facebook be as painful as being tortured, starved, and bled to death on a cross.

    May your giving up of Facebook be as painful as being tortured, starved, and bled to death on a cross.

    rantsdaily6502/15/2013
    4.00 (1 votes)
  • I dont know what your problem is, but I'll bet its hard to pronounce!

    I dont know what your problem is, but I'll bet its hard to pronounce!

    Tc304191202/15/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I had to choose between giving up bacon or sex for Lent. There was no way I'd be giving up bacon.

    I had to choose between giving up bacon or sex for Lent. There was no way I'd be giving up bacon.

    omgomg123402/15/2013
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • I had to choose between bacon or sex for Lent. There was so way I was giving up bacon.

    I had to choose between bacon or sex for Lent. There was so way I was giving up bacon.

    omgomg123402/15/2013
    3.00 (1 votes)
  • Here's to giving up drinking for Lent....until the first Fish Fry of the season.

    Here's to giving up drinking for Lent....until the first Fish Fry of the season.

    Jessie114788102/14/2013
    3.50 (2 votes)
  • You should just give up in general.

    You should just give up in general.

    omgomg123402/14/2013
    3.00 (1 votes)

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