Lent User Cardsshowing 141 - 160 of 733
sort by: Newest | Sends | Rating
  • After Mass, what do you say we give up celibacy for Lent.

    After Mass, what do you say we give up celibacy for Lent.

    Wally'sLodge09/20/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I gave up my boyfriend for Lent. He took it really well.

    I gave up my boyfriend for Lent. He took it really well.

    William248075809/19/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I wish that you would give up the habit of pissing me off for Lent.

    I wish that you would give up the habit of pissing me off for Lent.

    Marco246079009/16/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Every year, Lent comes just in time for me to give up my New Year's resolution.

    Every year, Lent comes just in time for me to give up my New Year's resolution.

    bryankerr08/15/2012
    3.00 (1 votes)
  • I know it's late, but I stay up and cook quality meals because I love to eat that much. And because my cooking is the shit.

    I know it's late, but I stay up and cook quality meals because I love to eat that much. And because my cooking is the shit.

    Carson156829207/31/2012
    3.00 (1 votes)
  • Why I would LOVE to donate to your charity for breast cancer research, but Obama taxed everything and sent it to PlannedParenthood.

    Why I would LOVE to donate to your charity for breast cancer research, but Obama taxed everything and sent it to PlannedParenthood.

    axeswipe07/17/2012
    3.00 (2 votes)
  • Here's to 40 days of pretending like you gave up alcohol.

    Here's to 40 days of pretending like you gave up alcohol.

    Carmen173691107/15/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I'm giving up shame for Lent. Here's to the best 40 days of my life.

    I'm giving up shame for Lent. Here's to the best 40 days of my life.

    Melissa168155306/26/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • This year for Lent, I'm giving up Lent.

    This year for Lent, I'm giving up Lent.

    Bekka177065106/14/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • 'Don't have sex on Good Friday...' Said the Bible never.

    "Don't have sex on Good Friday..." Said the Bible never.

    Meg25292506/09/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • thong .thong.thong.thong.ohh granny panies yeahhh baybie.....

    thong .thong.thong.thong.ohh granny panies yeahhh baybie.....

    Jefe167876606/09/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • If we qualified as romantic leads in a generic sitcom, jumping in bed with you would mean jumping the shark.

    If we qualified as romantic leads in a generic sitcom, jumping in bed with you would mean jumping the shark.

    semionato05/10/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • This year I am going to give up smoking, even though I don't smoke.

    This year I am going to give up smoking, even though I don't smoke.

    Michelle117499504/11/2012
    3.00 (1 votes)
  • This year I am going to give up smoking, even though I don't smoke.

    This year I am going to give up smoking, even though I don't smoke.

    Michelle117499504/11/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • This year I gave up nothing for Lent because I'm an atheist.

    This year I gave up nothing for Lent because I'm an atheist.

    jaymur04/06/2012
    3.67 (3 votes)
  • Giving up something for Lent is like taking a weekend off from your alcoholism.

    Giving up something for Lent is like taking a weekend off from your alcoholism.

    jaymur04/06/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Honey, why didn't you tell me your mother was making dinner? Had I known, I wouldn't have given up bulimia for lent.

    Honey, why didn't you tell me your mother was making dinner? Had I known, I wouldn't have given up bulimia for lent.

    Wallywolf304/05/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • What did I give up for Lent? You! And I don't think Easter is going to change that! Buh-bye!

    What did I give up for Lent? You! And I don't think Easter is going to change that! Buh-bye!

    alison wonderland04/04/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • We should give up mid-year performance appraisals for Lent.

    We should give up mid-year performance appraisals for Lent.

    markusskinnus04/02/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I've decided to give up Eoin Macken for Lent. Too bad it won't last more than five hours.

    I've decided to give up Eoin Macken for Lent. Too bad it won't last more than five hours.

    ocnlvr8304/01/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)

DON'T MISS THIS