Hey baby wanna go back to my house for pizza and fuck?..... What, you dont like pizza????
The diner near Three Mile Island is famous for its generous portions.
Cannibal has wife and ate kids!
HELL YEA! Thanks for the invite, I'm always ready to eat-out.
We have to catch our happy meals.
Im with slimming world they say you can have as much veg as you like on a green day!
Reddi Whip is so good, if it gave you AIDS I would probably still eat it.
...and these are the ingredients I'll be using to get your girlfriend out of that dress!
So much for that goal of trying to get back down to your birth weight.
Do either of you know the number for P.E.T.A.? No? Heh heh. Oh man, that's a crying shame.
I hope your cooking skills are not as bad as your smell.
In Cambodia, this would be a six course buffet!
I just found out you are Paleo. You better f*cking run.
What wouldn't she give for That extra bit more All that she lives for Food, Glorious Food!
Too bad, Dobby is dining with us tonight.
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