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  • I don't always cook on the weekends but you better believe when I do it's an easy cleanup!!!

    I don't always cook on the weekends but you better believe when I do it's an easy cleanup!!!

    Edward325074011/23/2013
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  • I wish I could remember where I put that recipe for boiling water.

    I wish I could remember where I put that recipe for boiling water.

    AlaskaHome195911/20/2013
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  • I would help you in every way I can, but there are certain things I can't do for you, like dressing well or burning calories.

    I would help you in every way I can, but there are certain things I can't do for you, like dressing well or burning calories.

    Rebeca347027111/19/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Just think of me as Bacon Seed...

    Just think of me as Bacon Seed...

    born2golf5411/18/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Lasagna: It's really just spaghetti flavored cake.

    Lasagna: It's really just spaghetti flavored cake.

    Linette346486511/12/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Couldn't an egg salad sandwich also be considered a chicken salad sandwich? Just kind of pre-chicken!

    Couldn't an egg salad sandwich also be considered a chicken salad sandwich? Just kind of pre-chicken!

    James345286911/02/2013
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  • I want to go out to eat but I'm tired of disappointments!

    I want to go out to eat but I'm tired of disappointments!

    Sibel345275510/26/2013
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  • Hello, it gets a tad woofy in there after a few of my wife's wonderful Curried Egg sandwiches.....

    Hello, it gets a tad woofy in there after a few of my wife's wonderful Curried Egg sandwiches.....

    Steve345227910/25/2013
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  • I always thought authentic Thai food should cause an STD, or at least come with a 12-year-old male prostitute.

    I always thought authentic Thai food should cause an STD, or at least come with a 12-year-old male prostitute.

    chuckenficker10/21/2013
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  • Oh dear, you're almost tall enough to not be considered a 'little fucker' anymore.

    Oh dear, you're almost tall enough to not be considered a "little fucker" anymore.

    Cece344800810/20/2013
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  • Live life to the fullness of your stomach ~ follow 1fooddgirl on Instagram.

    Live life to the fullness of your stomach ~ follow 1fooddgirl on Instagram.

    Kimberly344385410/14/2013
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  • Sure, I love getting up at 4am to start my crock pot meal that needs to cook on low for 14 hrs. Well played time saving appliance, well played.

    Sure, I love getting up at 4am to start my crock pot meal that needs to cook on low for 14 hrs. Well played time saving appliance, well played.

    UpstateNYgal10/12/2013
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  • This is my third batch of dough, still haven't made a cookie.

    This is my third batch of dough, still haven't made a cookie.

    Rrrr197810/10/2013
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  • 'Taco Bell isn't real Mexican Food'. No shit. I'm not going there for authentic Mexican cusine. I'm going there because I'm broke & I love Tacos.

    "Taco Bell isn't real Mexican Food". No shit. I'm not going there for authentic Mexican cusine. I'm going there because I'm broke & I love Tacos.

    Kim336443710/09/2013
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  • Why do they insist on making me hotdogs when I prefer hamburgers?

    Why do they insist on making me hotdogs when I prefer hamburgers?

    Kristeen310/07/2013
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  • Most people don't realize this, but you can have dinner without telling Facebook about it.

    Most people don't realize this, but you can have dinner without telling Facebook about it.

    Joseph241176209/30/2013
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  • Got milk? Well yes, I sure fucking do, and it wasn't a bad choice. Now who wants a milk mustache ride?

    Got milk? Well yes, I sure fucking do, and it wasn't a bad choice. Now who wants a milk mustache ride?

    Rrrr197809/24/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Excuse me Officer, Could you tell me where the nearest Dunkin Donuts is?

    Excuse me Officer, Could you tell me where the nearest Dunkin Donuts is?

    stonecoldstv8609/21/2013
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  • Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad! Duh!

    Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad! Duh!

    cherlights09/20/2013
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  • When visiting one should always bring Bacon or Chocolate Or Chocolate coated Bacon!

    When visiting one should always bring Bacon or Chocolate Or Chocolate coated Bacon!

    Sheralee342348609/17/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)

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