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  • Someone keeps putting vegetables... in the beer crisper.

    Someone keeps putting vegetables... in the beer crisper.

    David170926507/09/2012
    5.00 (6 votes)
  • In the afterlife, will there be restaurants?

    In the afterlife, will there be restaurants?

    Pogoer51211/26/2011
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • So you went to Chick-Fil-A today? Then why does your breath smell like Red Lobster?

    So you went to Chick-Fil-A today? Then why does your breath smell like Red Lobster?

    ibewtgom200208/03/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Going to Mcdonalds to get a salad is just like going to a whore house to get a hug!

    Going to Mcdonalds to get a salad is just like going to a whore house to get a hug!

    Jeremy142402707/31/2012
    4.67 (3 votes)
  • If I eat Chick-fil-a while listening to Lady GaGa's 'Born This Way,' would that make me Switzerland?

    If I eat Chick-fil-a while listening to Lady GaGa's "Born This Way," would that make me Switzerland?

    Meredithjayde07/27/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • I don't always have something important to say, but when I do, my mouth is completely full.

    I don't always have something important to say, but when I do, my mouth is completely full.

    NefNef216575308/01/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I heard you started a diet. I brought you a plate of all the foods you like because I don't want you to get skinny.

    I heard you started a diet. I brought you a plate of all the foods you like because I don't want you to get skinny.

    tdizzle11905/16/2012
    4.00 (2 votes)
  • Look what's for dinner!

    Look what's for dinner!

    12_Gage08/01/2012
    4.50 (2 votes)
  • Chick-Fil-A New Motto -- Eat More Chicken! Stop Eating Dick!

    Chick-Fil-A New Motto -- Eat More Chicken! Stop Eating Dick!

    Collin216374308/01/2012
    3.67 (3 votes)
  • 'How can you have any pudding, if you don't eat your meat!'

    "How can you have any pudding, if you don't eat your meat!"

    ConnSolo07/17/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • If you could please bring low-calorie dressing for my wife's salad, that would be really great, thanks. She's actually developing quite a muffin top lately, and it kills my boner.

    If you could please bring low-calorie dressing for my wife's salad, that would be really great, thanks. She's actually developing quite a muffin top lately, and it kills my boner.

    darling desalina07/13/2012
    3.00 (2 votes)
  • When serving human flesh, always remember to add a dash of bath salts for that extra bite.

    When serving human flesh, always remember to add a dash of bath salts for that extra bite.

    Stevie123805306/21/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I always start my day off right, with a dignified breakfast of Fruit Loops.

    I always start my day off right, with a dignified breakfast of Fruit Loops.

    Justin182112406/19/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Oh so the stuffed anchovies with tofu and Hollandaise sauce wasn't to your liking huh?

    Oh so the stuffed anchovies with tofu and Hollandaise sauce wasn't to your liking huh?

    Michael169490006/12/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Let's see...2 cups of milk, 6 ounces of vanilla extract, dash of hot sauce, a bay leaf. What the hell am I doing???

    Let's see...2 cups of milk, 6 ounces of vanilla extract, dash of hot sauce, a bay leaf. What the hell am I doing???

    Michael169490006/12/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I bit a co worker today. Blamed it on bath salts.

    I bit a co worker today. Blamed it on bath salts.

    Rebecca28372006/06/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • 'I'd love to have you for dinner.'

    "I'd love to have you for dinner."

    aliver1206/03/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I don't care where we go. And by I don't care, I mean that I'm going to shoot down any options you suggest that I don't like.

    I don't care where we go. And by I don't care, I mean that I'm going to shoot down any options you suggest that I don't like.

    taraschmidt1105/01/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Fuck Work... Who's ready for Lunch??

    Fuck Work... Who's ready for Lunch??

    cnoecnoe01/06/2010
    3.38 (8 votes)
  • Aaahhhh !!! I just added my Special sauce !!! I hope you like Extra Sesa-Skeet seeds on YOUR Buns ...

    Aaahhhh !!! I just added my Special sauce !!! I hope you like Extra Sesa-Skeet seeds on YOUR Buns ...

    B3N06/07/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)

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